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La Toya Jackson To Perform At Michael Tribute, Despite Immense Crassness

September 30th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Michael Jackson’s Misery Concert Of Cash Cowdery And Crassery (or: Michael Forever Tribute) is going ahead next weekend in Cardiff, despite the fact that absolutely no-one from Michael’s family wants it to go ahead, for fear of distracting everyone from the trial of Dr Conrad Murray.

Wait. What’s that?

Sorry, nearly everyone in the Jackson family doesn’t want it to go ahead. So who is letting the side down and letting money come first? It couldn’t be anyone else! That’s right! It’s La Toya Jackson and she’s going to actually perform at the show too! What a gasping idiot.

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Michael Jackson Failure #352: Getting Bubbles To Talk

July 12th, 2010 By Matthew Laidlow

There are many ways that you can describe Michael Jackson.

Record executives still see him as a beacon of light when it comes to generating income for their label with re-released editions of albums. Millions of people suffer near fatal enjoyment when they try and reach the high notes in Earth Song.

Oddly, Michael Jackson offered an untapped source of comedic material that left many bewildered, confused and worried. From Jesus Juice, bad surgery and drug addiction, it seemed possible that nothing else could emerge to make us laugh. However,there are now reports that Michael Jackson wanted to pay for an operation for his pet monkey Bubbles to get human vocal chords. Looks like Bubbles was set to be the vocalist on Scream and Janet Jackson was nothing but a poor stand-in.

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