Articles tagged with: LA Times
George Clooney may well be a huge ball of smugness, thinking he knows better than all of us - but he doesn't think that highly of himself, it would appear. Well, he probably does still think highly of himself. In fact, there's no 'probably' about it. Anyway, Georgey apparently doesn't think enough of himself to advise presidential candidate and Paris Hilton/Britney Spears-alike Barack Obama, despite reports emerging that claimed otherwise. No, it would seem that George Clooney just thinks he's better than us 'normies', as he may well like to call us, and only feels it prudent to educate ('patronise') and entertain ('annoy with smug fat face') the plebians - not those of a better stock, like candidates for the US presidency. Well doesn't that just make you feel a whole lot better? Not only is he not trying to influence possible future leaders, but he will still try and talk down to us as much as humanly possible. But we've seen you in Attack of the Killer Tomatoes, George - we all know what levels you'll stoop to, and we simply can't respect you for it. Take that!
Diddy definitely didn't know about that time Tupac got shot in 1994, the LA Times just wants you to know that.
What? You already knew that? Well, the LA Times wants to make it even clearer. It's already apologised for running the story that falsely implicated Diddy in Tupac's shooting, and now it has gone and formally retracted the story as well.
However, the LA Times probably has another thing coming if it thinks it has wriggled out of a libel lawsuit from Diddy. An apology and a retraction just isn't enough to win Diddy over.
Now, an apology, a retraction, four free McDonald's Happy Meal vouchers, a kissogram dressed up as Notorious B.I.G and a customised Scrabble set which only contains the letters D, I and Y and it's another matter entirely. Get on it, LA Times.
As everyone knows, Diddy is responsible for all the bad things in the world, from squeaky floorboards to the 1994 shooting of Tupac Shakur to the invention of the jellyfish.
We know this because we read the Los Angeles Times, and the Los Angeles Times definitely said that Diddy was definitely behind Tupac's 1994 shooting.
Except that, um, he wasn't. The Los Angeles Times has apologised after an investigation showed that the sources in its recent Diddy/ Tupac story were apparently fabricated. You may be off the hook this time, Diddy, but we've still got you on the jellyfish thing. Our lawyers will be in touch.
