The first rule of writing is ‘write what you know’, but try telling that to Lauren Conrad from The Hills.
How could Lauren Conrad write what she knows? She doesn’t know anything. Tell Lauren Conrad to write what she knows and she’ll end up handing you a Post-It note with ‘My doggy looks cute in a hat’ written in Crayola on one side and a drawing of what appears to be a thalidomide monkey with a plantpot on its head on the other.
Oh, we’re just jealous. Lauren Conrad has written a book, and now she’s going to turn it into a film. Possibly.
