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Iggy Azalea is Back (And I Don’t Hate it!)

March 25th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Iggy Azalea’s career started off really strong. She had huge underground momentum, then blew up in 2014 with her hits “Fancy”, “Work”, “Bounce”, and “Black Widow”. I mean, “Fancy” was voted Song of the Summer 2014; it was huge and the video was amazing.

However, the fame seemed to take it’s toll on Iggy. She started trash talking a lot of people, became difficult to work with, called off her tour, completely re-did her face and body a la Kylie Jenner 2.0, and ended her engagement to Nick Young after her knocked up his ex. Yes, things weren’t looking good for Iggy Azalea…until now.

Kylie Gets Stalked On Twitter (Surely Better Than Being Stalked In The Flesh?)

February 7th, 2012 By Mof Gimmers

Poor famous people. They get plebs saying nasty things to them, which is of course, completely different to the lives of us normal troglodytes who spend an eternity being thoroughly pleasant to each other, without cross words ever uttered.

One such sad case is Kylie who has had to call the police because someone wrote some nasty words on twitter.

No, honestly.

HecklerPlay: Brit Award Nominations Announced, UK Music Curls Up And Dies

August 7th, 2012 By Matthew Laidlow

Once upon a time, bands and artists were nominated for musical awards based on the merit of the audio they committed to LPs. Now, it seems that you can predict the nominees for ceremonies months in advance. Lady Gaga could release an album where she tapes herself constructing a shelf. It could sell bugger-all, but if a good marketing campaign backs it up, then some idiot will buy it.

Hooray for the humble PR team, the people who are paid to promote artists and generate advertising for them at inappropriate times ? such as Take That on every single TV show and advert when opportunity becomes available.

Given that, let us offer our worthless opinion for this year?s nominations that had a great marketing team, appeared at festivals or featured in trashy magazines.

Kylie Minogue Looks At Ways To Get Pregnant Leaving Men Thinking Tasteless Things But Unable To Say Them Out Loud

December 7th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Kylie Minogue is no longer brave. She’s just plain ol’ Kylie these days, which is useful for those amongst you who simply thought of her as a vehicle solely for your onanistic pleasures. You can’t go slapping your genitals around over someone who is potentially about to die can you?

Really? You sick swine.

Well, now Kylie is getting better after having horrible cancer, she’s looking into ways she can get pregnant, leaving some of you thinking of sticking your penis in her repeatedly, trying to quieten the voice in your heads which says ‘She can’t get pregnant because of her cancer treatment you awful, awful excuse for a human!’

Kylie Minogue is Tiny, So Books Small Amount Of Massive Venues for UK Tour

September 6th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

You know Kylie Minogue? Yeah – her who was in Neighbours and went out with him from INXS before he died (it’d be plain weird if she went out with him after he’d died). She sings a bit too, when she’s not being brave.

As she’s only little, she can’t really do a mammoth tour. Presumably, because the recording industry is in such disarray, she’s made to walk the length of countries in order to tour so, with that, she’s not playing many gigs at selected huge venues.

This is all in support of her Aphrodite LP and she’ll be donning her walking boots next year.

Top 26 Pop Star Babes

September 20th, 2012 By David Schwartz

The pop industry has a lot to answer for.

It has created a lot of monsters. Simon Cowell and Kerry Katona spring to mind immediately. But female pop stars are not all talentless bints who clutter up newspapers and snarky entertainment sites (thanks for that) with their inane chatter and their lady bits.

Some of them look nice too. In fact, some of them are incredibly sexy. Oh, and some of them can sing too – but not that many.

It's The Brit Awards Tonight. Contain Yourself.

March 25th, 2009 By Matthew Laidlow

Tonight, ITV wipes its entire schedule of supposed entertainment to bring us the Brit Awards 2009.

It may not have happened yet, but we can't see it being edgy, cool or vaguely risky. The show goes out at 8pm, leaving today’s young pop stars with an entire hour to swear before the watershed kicks in.

Just over a week ago, we watched the Grammys which quite frankly overshadowed the entire Brits ceremony. Not only did the Grammys have a million categories where nearly everyone can win, but we don't expect there to be any pre-show scraps like the alleged one between Rihanna and Chris Brown. Unless someone attacks Chris Martin with a pack of streaky bacon.

Lindsay Lohan Wants A Kylie And Rihanna Musical Orgy!

March 24th, 2009 By Paul Sorrenti

Lindsay Lohan wants to merge the musical styles of Kylie and Rihanna for her upcoming album.

Lindsay Lohan is determined to pursue her music career, according to The Daily Telegraph (of Australia), with Kylie's and Rihanna's back catalogue the inspiration behind her new record. Lohan said:

"I want it to be dance. I want it to be kind of Kylie Minogue meets Rihanna. I hope to tour with it and I hope to really promote it. I've already done three songs. I'm doing my third in New York, actually."