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Courtney Love Points At Kurt Cobain’s Corpse While Talking About His Penis Length

by Mof Gimmers

You gotta hand it to Courtney Love – she’s a real class act. Lately, she’s been a trainwreck superstar of twitter, slagging off her daughter, writing impenetrable garbled messages and leaking upsetting naked photos of herself while displaying the most unusual lips seen in Hollywood. We’re talking about face-lips you disgusting perverts. And now, after [...]

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Smells Like… Miley Cyrus Covering Nirvana

by Kris Silver

There are some songs that just shouldn’t be covered. A lot of people would agree that Nirvana’s Smells Like Teen Spirit was one of those. But not Miley Cyrus. Miley decided that she was the perfect person to belt out a borderline sacrilegious version of the Nirvana classic, on her latest tour.

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Unknown Covers: Nirvana Special

by Mof Gimmers

Nirvana, unfathomably, became astonishingly famous. Pull the band to pieces and you can justify it ’til the cows come home… but really, it doesn’t make any sense that a band that noisy and that unwilling should get to such lofty, celebrity heights. Of course, it did Nirvana no harm at all that they had a [...]

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Robert Pattinson In Name-Calling War With Courtney Love

by Amy Grindhouse

Robert Pattinson, we’ll have you know, is not besties with Courtney Love. This is news to us, and is something that was only confirmed in a weekend interview that Robert gave to The Daily Mirror. Wait. What’s that? The two haven’t liked each other since Courtney said that glittery Robert wasn’t worthy to have licked [...]

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Courtney Love Slags Off Her Daughter On Facebook

by Stuart Heritage

Chris Brown might have stolen most of the ‘being a gigantic twonk on a social network’ limelight lately.

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Courtney Love’s Daughter Legally Not A Fan Of Courtney Love

by Stuart Heritage

We’re not saying Frances Bean Cobain is slow, but she’s taken 17 full years to do something most people would in a second.

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Guitar Hero 5: Courtney Love Goes Mental (You Know, For Once)

by Stuart Heritage

With all the breathless jizzing that The Beatles: Rock Band has inspired, it’s easy to forget that Guitar Hero 5 is out too.

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Kurt Cobain’s Remains Toddle Off For A Jolly Summer Holiday

by Matthew Laidlow

When we found out that Kurt Cobain’s remains had been nicked, we immediately jumped to one conclusion – that his husky ex-wife Courtney Love had to be involved.

Surely you can imagine her grave robbing at 3am whilst the rain lashes down? With a cigarette firmly shoved in her cakehole, she’ll scream to any passing squirrels “he’s mine all mine, they blamed me for his death. But they’re wrong! I’ll take him back where he belongs”. You can’t? Oh, shame on you.

We can, and yet our theory of Courtney Love scurrying off in the dead of the night to stuff and mount her dead husband was quickly shit on. It turns out that during a robbery in her LA home, the ashes of grunge’s only credible frontman were nicked. And some clothes and jewellery, lets not forget the small details. Maybe it was Dave Grohl being bonkers as usual and wanting to impersonate her. Drummers, mental aren’t they?

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Britney Spears Primed For Biggest Human Comeback Of All Time

by Paul Sorrenti

Britney Spears Priming For Biggest Human Comeback Of All TimeBritney Spears is getting ready to launch a new $100 million (that’s £50 million) world-wide comeback tour, according to The News Of The World.

Just recenty – just yesterday, in fact – it seemed to all that, like Kurt Cobain and Vincent Van Gogh before her, Britney Spears had reached the end of line – feeling she had nothing left to give – and that all she needed now was one small, gentle push into death’s eternal release. Ahh.

But, unlike like Kurt and Vince before her, she has seemingly deciding that she actually does have something more to offer and that she is going to tour the world giving it out for about $100 dollars a ticket!

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Kurt Cobain Launches Unique Line Of Zombie Shoes

by Matthew Laidlow

Paul Daniels and David Blaine. What have they got in common? They’re magic! They defy the powers of the world and cast illusions the likes we mere mortals have never seen.

From shitting out badgers to changing magic wands into flowers, they make Jesus’ trick of turning water in to wine look like nothing. But if you thought that was impressive, wait until you hear about something magical happening in the fashion world. No, models aren’t upping their dietary intake up to an apple and a Twix a day. Instead, the most unlikely of people is launching his own line of shoes. Everyone’s favourite dead rock star Kurt Cobain has somehow given his approval for Converse to whore out his name and make money off his back.

Great to know his anti-corporate values are still being respected then!

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