Articles tagged with: Kristin Davis
Not really a refreshing vacation, Couples Retreat. Instead, expect the kind of thrills you'd get on a wet summer's day in Butlins. Starting off well, Couples Retreat sees Vince Vaughn dream up an idea about a holiday resort for couples - who get to indulge in the fine food, the bright blue water and the pristine sands, but only after they have finished partaking in the non-negotiable therapy courses. Hilarity should ensue, and at first it looks set to do just that.
Sex tape karma is a beautiful thing - after making us pray for blindness with the Gene Simmons sex tape, it's now repaying us with a Kristin Davis sex tape.
You know, Kristin Davis. The uppity one from Sex And The City. There's a Kristin Davis sex tape. And there's not even a second of 1980s power-ballad in there at all. Take that, Simmons.
Except, wait, buckle your belt back up - Kristin Davis says that the Kristin Davis sex tape is a phony. That's not her in the sex tape gobbling on a man's genitals or in the accompanying pictures sitting on a toilet with her minge sticking out, Kristin says. She only knows because in the real Kristin Davis sex tape she's wearing a pony saddle, a pair of safety goggles and is covered head-to-toe in bacon. We heard.
