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Kristen Stewart Wasn’t Faking Her Romantic Relationships With Dudes

August 4th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kristen Stewart’s likability rating has gone up significantly in my books since the end of Robsten and the birth of adorable gayelle K-Stew. And while Kristen Stewart announcing that she’s “like, so gay” on Saturday Night Live made all the sense in the world given how she’s always come across, Stewart wants you to know she wasn’t faking her romantic relationships with dudes.

Stewart, who is currently one half of my favourite celebrity lesbian couple (the other half being supermodel Stella Maxwell), recently chatted with Harper’s Bazaar UK about shit like perfume and her sexuality. You know, just girly things!

Stella Maxwell Nude – She Likes it When You Stare! (57 PICS)

Born in Belgium with Northern Irish heritage, Stella Maxwell is a Victoria’s Secret Angel. Which means she needs to be seen naked. Right now.

Raised in Belgium until her early teens, Maxwell moved to Australia and New Zealand, where she was discovered as a model. In 2016, she was voted #1 in Maxim’s Hot 100 list. Which is actually rather surprising.

We also weren’t super impressed with her walk and think she should take some lessons from Gisele, Doutzen or Candice. She IS quite pretty though.

Kristen Stewart Finally Confirms She’s ‘So Gay’ on SNL

February 6th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

When I heard that Kristen Stewart was hosting Saturday Night Live this past weekend I was like ‘Ugh, really?’ Not because I don’t like her, I actually really do, however, that being said, she’s really painfully awkward. Great on film, but have you ever seen her at an awards show or trying to do an interview? Man, it’s painful to watch.

However, as it turns out, Kristen did a really, really good job, oh, and in case you were still speculating, she is so gay!

Kristen Stewart Might be Banging a Victoria’s Secret Model

December 18th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

You know what I love about sexy lesbian Hollywood? Everything. It’s like there’s this small group of super hot, talented lesbians that just sort of date each other and make me constantly question my sexuality. It’s like 7 degrees of sexy lesbians! Today’s 7 degrees of sexy lesbians starts with Kristen Stewart.

Kristen Stewart was recently dating uber talented and sexy singer St. Vincent, who was once in a long-term relationship with sexy supermodel, Cara Delevingne. However, now Kristen is being spotted out and about with Victoria’s Secret mega babe, Stella Maxwell, who famous maybe got fingered by Miley Cyrus while the paps taped from a distance. What a web of sexiness, am I right?

Kristen Stewart Nude Photos – You Won’t Believe Your Eyes! (NSFW)

Why would you want to see Kristen Stewart nude? She’s not that kinda girl. She’s cool. And aloof. In that cute Keanu way. She’s unique. And she looks better with clothes on. Or maybe not. Let’s find out.

We’re actually big fans of K-Stew. She has her own style and its totally fun to watch. Nobody does vacant lip biting better. And she’s really, really beautiful. Over time haters will come to appreciate how rare she is.

T-Pain is Terrible at Keeping Secrets

April 2nd, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

If you ever have a really important secret that you don’t want the world finding out, like that you have herpes or you think Khloe Kardashian is the prettiest Kardashian sister, then I strongly suggest you do not tell T-Pain, because that auto-tuned motherfucker does not know how to keep his mouth shut. In a recent radio interview T-Pain was asked about working with FKA Twigs and he dropped the bombshell that she was busy touring and being engaged to Robert Pattinson.

Once he realized he’d not only put his foot in his mouth, but his whole body from the waist down, he tried to play the whole thing off like it was an April Fool’s joke, but it was too late. Every Twi-hard from here to Ohio to Cairo (I assume there are Twi-hards everywhere) were officially crying tears of rage and betrayal into homemade “ROBSTEN FOREVER” T-Shirts.

Has Kristen Stewart Come Out Yet?

February 18th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Kristen Stewart is a bit on an anomaly to me. For years, people have assumed she was a secret lesbian because of the way she dressed and presented herself, but I never thought much into that because myself and K. Stew have very similar styles and I too have been mistaken for a lesbian because of my love of plaid and Canadian tuxedos. For years, she was one half of the scarily popular couple, Robsten, with Robert Pattinson, but lately it seems like maybe all those lesbian theories were true.

Aside from the fact she cut her hair off short (an OBVIOUS sign of lesbianism….God I hope people get my sarcasm), K. Stew has an alleged girlfriend who she even holds hands with in public sometimes. So, maybe 2015 will be the year Kristen Stewart turns it all around and makes me like her?

Kristen Stewart Doesn’t Regret Being a Homewrecker

February 11th, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Some people have shame, and some people are Kristen Stewart. Unless you spent the last two years pulling a Sandra Bullock in Gravity,?floating aimlessly and annoyingly in space,?you probably know all about how a couple of years back Kristen cheated on her hunky Twilight co-star, Rob Pattinson, with her Snow White and the Huntsman director, Rupert Sanders.

The paparazzi got a a bunch of pictures of them macking hardcore on each other while she was still dating Rob, but, more importantly, while Rupert was still married to his baby-mama, Liberty Ross, who was also featured in the Snow White movie. Needless to say, this totally broke up Rupert and Liberty’s marriage and family. But does Kristen Stewart regret any of that? Nah, not really.

Someone Actually Spent Money To “Hang Out” With Kristen Stewart

September 13th, 2013 By Tasha Amoruso

Someone legit gave up half a million dollars to spend time with one of the most loathed actress in Hollywood, Kristen Stewart. WHY?

A wealthy Middle Eastern prince who gave up the moolah to hang with the ungrateful, two-timing hoe-bag for 15 minutes. At least the money went towards a good cause, the Hurricane Sandy relief effort.

Kristen Stewart Without Makeup

Actress Kristen Stewart received international fame once she starred as love struck teen Bella Swan in the Twilight franchise. Whilst not short of worshiping fans, her off screen perception was that of a miserable cow and meant that co-star Robert Pattinson was the one fans begged to be bitten by. Probably a blessing then?