Hey, you! Have you seen the hot new romantic comedy When In Rome starring Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard?
No? That’s OK! Neither has anyone else! Because it looks like arse! But WAIT! What if we told you that Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard had decided to get engaged less than one week after the film’s release? Would you want to see When In Rome then? Still no? Because you’re too clever to fall for such a transparently desperate marketing ploy? Us too! Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard, you should be ashamed of yourselves!
What’s that? Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard have actually been together for years, and in reality they got engaged over a month ago? Oh boy. This is going to be one dull story.
Not really a refreshing vacation, Couples Retreat. Instead, expect the kind of thrills you’d get on a wet summer’s day in Butlins.
