Up until today I had no idea that anyone was even accusing Kris Humphries of giving them herpes, but the more I think about it, I’m amazed, SHOCKED even, that this is the first time someone who’s banged a Kardashian has been accused of having an STD.?
After Kim quit his ass after 72 so she could ride on Kanye West’s moody dick and make baby North by North West, Kris Humphries had a one night stand with some skag named Kayla Goldberg. Not long after, Kayla was suing his ass for giving her the gift that keeps on giving: herpes.