It’s the end of another week’s Eurovision betting odds. Give yourself a couple of days off. Wait, read this one first and then give yourself a couple of days off.

If you’ve been following these Eurovision betting odds, chances are you’re starting to pick favourites. Which song do you like best? The pretty little Belgian one? The immense Bosnian one? The one from Azerbaijan? Oh, you do, don’t you? You like the one from Azerbaijan best! What the hell is wrong with you? Are you an idiot? Urgh.

Here are the Eurovision betting odds for Croatia, with help from Paddy Power…

Croatia – (pop. 4,496,869; a crescent-shaped country in Europe bordering the Mediterranean, Central Europe and the Balkans): Kraljevi Ulice & 75 Cents, Romanca

Unless you count the Bosnian entry – which you shouldn’t because it’s closer to performance art than anything else – we’ve almost gone a fortnight doing these Eurovision betting odds without finding a horrible novelty song. Almost. Thanks to Kraljevi Ulice & 75 Cents, our luck runs out today. For the most part, Romanca is the sort of half-arsed, first-pass generic Mediterranean folk music that gets played to hundreds of gormless holidaymakers in hundreds of indentikit tapas bars every week, but there’s just one crucial difference. While most of Romanca is sung by a swarthy fat bloke with a typically high opinion of himself, a rapping million-year-old man in a funny hat pops up intermittently to yell things like “They’re telling me tonight that I’m in banana!” and “I was the first internet in the world!” again and again. We wouldn’t mind, but he just does it so flipping angrily. Current Eurovision betting odds – 100/1

Next week: Cyprus! But if that’s too long to wait – or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with – head right over to the Paddy Power Eurovision betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.