This weekend thieves broke into Kourtney Kardashian’s home and stole jewellery worth around $80,000.
But they didn’t take her dignity. True, the only reason for that is because, as a star of an E! reality show and the sister of a woman who everyone has seen getting unenthusiastically diddled from behind on the internet, Kourtney Kardashian shed every last ounce of her dignity long, long ago. But that’s not our point. Our point is that Kourtney Kardashian was burgled this weekend.
So keep your eyes on eBay. As soon as you see a bunch of ugly necklaces that you wouldn’t even wear as a joke, we’ll have found our prime suspect.
