One of these days, I’ll stop solely writing about the Kardashians; however, today is not that day. I’m absolutely thrilled to announce (imagine me saying that in a monotone, indifferent voice) that Kourtney Kardashian (the one who posts the least amount of selfies on Instagram) and her long time bf, Scott Disick (the dude “American Psycho” is based on, right?) are having their THIRD baby.
To the surprise of no one, I keep up with “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” and, as far as I can tell, Kourtney only ever has sex with Scott anymore if she thinks it will lead to a baby (probably why Scott is such an angry alcoholic. What’s the point of dating a Kardashian if you’re not fucking them?). So I guess Scott decided that if having a kid would break his two year dry spell, he was into it.