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HecklerSpray Advent Day 1: How Kourtney Got Her Groove Back

December 1st, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, I’m a huge fan of the LOVE magazine sexy online advent calendar that features hot models and celebs in cute little videos for every day until Christmas. In fact, I love all advent calendars! I love them so much, I thought it was time to do the first ever (I think?) HecklerSpray advent countdown to Christmas!

2017 was definitely a total shit show full of negative garbage, but some really fun and ridiculous stuff happened in pop culture as well! So as we countdown to Christmas, let’s look at some things that happened in 2017 that didn’t suck, starting with Kourtney Kardashian!

Blac Chyna is Suing ALL the Kardashians and Jenners

October 18th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In the on-going saga of Blac Chyna versus (insert a Kardashian or Jenner), Blac Chyna has said “fuck it” and decided to just declare full blown war on all of them by filing suit against the entire damn family (yes, even Kendall).

In her new suit against Kris, Kourtney, Kim, Khloe, Rob, Kendall, and Kylie, Chyna claims that the entire family pulled it’s influence over at E! and it’s because of them that the show “Rob and Chyna” got canceled. I mean, yes, it could be that Kris Jenner got it pulled, OR it could be that Chyna is fucking disgusted by Rob, had a spite baby with them, and THEY’RE NOT EVEN TOGETHER ANYMORE! But anyway…

Scott Disick is Throwing His Dick All Over Cannes

May 26th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

In a recent episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian’s baby-daddy, Scott Disick, proclaimed that he was a sex addict, and boy has he been hoeing it up while in France.

As I reported just the other day, Scott took Kylie Jenner’s teenage lot lizard pal Bella Thorne to Cannes so he could feel her up poolside. Then, the VERY NEXT DAY, he was spotted feeling up Chloe Bartoli, the chick he famously cheated on Kourtney with, by the same fucking pool! Shameless!

I Guess Kourtney and Scott Are Done Again?

February 2nd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I know this is days old news, but when I went to write about it yesterday I got sidetracked by Beyoncé’s announcement that she was having twins. I mean, you really can’t blame for that, right?

As you might recall, before Christmas I reported that Kourtney Kardashian and baby-daddy/perpetual fuck up, Scott Disick were trying their hand at romance again. However, it’s sadly looking like the reunion didn’t last long and Scott is already on the prowl with other bitches.

Six Degrees of Justin Bieber’s Sex Life

August 17th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, I’ve been writing about Justin Bieber’s love life for a few years now and, as I’ve pointed out, I feel like most of the girls he ends up dating or banging are typically connected in some way, shape or form (usually through the Kardashian/Jenner clan. Again, making for some very awkward birthday parties).

So last night I got to thinking about all the ways Justin Bieber’s sex life adds up, as in how all the girls are connected, and I wondered if I could somehow connect ALL of girls he’s famously been linked to, and guess what? I did.

Justin Bieber is Dating Lionel Richie’s Infant Daughter

August 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, well, well. It looks like the prey has become the predator. I say this as for years, barely legal Justin Bieber has been dating and banging women often significantly older than him. Even Selena was 18 when she started dating a 16-year-old Justin which would have been heavily judged if they’d been in high school together. Like, a senior dating a sophomore? What a sad old loser.

However, Justin has clearly been spending way too much time with Tyga because the now 22-year-old is dating the not-even-legal-yet 17-year-old daughter of Lionel Richie, Sofia. Is it just me, or is Justin just sort of fucking his way through Kylie and Kendall Jenner’s group of friends?

Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are Dunzo

July 10th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

I have to say, I’m legit surprised to announce that after nine years of being a total hot mess of a couple, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick seem to have finally broken up for real. These two have broken up like a bazillion times because Scott is a drunken pill-popping mess and Kourtney basically only fucks him when she wants to have another baby, but they always got back together (they made good television).

But after pics surfaced over the 4th of July weekend of Scott being super couple-y in the South of France with celebrity stylist, Chloe Bartoli, along with pics of Scott in a hotel room surrounded by booze and pills, things seem to done FOR REAL with these two.

20 of the Biggest Celebrity MILFs

March 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Remember back when Kim Kardashian “broke the internet” with her lubed up ass magazine cover? And remember how that uppity bitch Naya Rivera was all like “OMG, you’re a mother now” as if having a kid means you can’t be sexy and naked whenever you want (Naya is pregnant now, so I look forward to calling hypocrite when she poses for MAXIM after having her baby).

Women have babies all the damn time and amazingly stay insanely hot and beautiful. In fact, some of them get straight up hotter AFTER they have kids. Here are twenty celeb moms who should change their names to Febreeze because they are fresh to death.

Kanye West Actually Got Something Right at The Grammys

February 11th, 2015 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

By now, you’re all probably more than aware that Kanye West pulled a Kanye West spoof at the Grammys and acted like he was going to go up and protest Beck’s big Grammy win over Beyonce, only to go sit back down. It was a big practical joke, guys! However, afterwards he really did pull a Kanye by saying that Beyonce deserved the award over Beck and that Beck should give his Grammy to Queen Bey.

Beck handled the situation like the class act he is and everyone was like “Kanye once again proves he’s a total fucking idiot.” Which, I can’t really deny. It’s called The Grammys, Kanye, not The Kanye’s. You don’t get to choose who wins. But, I digress. Kanye got a lot of things wrong Grammy night, but, amazingly he did get one thing INCREDIBLY right: in a post Grammy interview he said the only reason the Kardashian’s were even famous was because of their looks.

5 Celebs with Awe-Inspiring Boob Jobs

May 1st, 2014 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Let’s be real, every woman on this planet (let’s be even more real: every human on this planet) has something they don’t like about their body and could change if they could. For a lot of us ladies, titty insecurity is a major issue.

Recently, Kaley Cuoco admitted to having breast implants and frankly I was shocked because those things look damn good. You’d think that in the world of celebrities there would be no bad boob jobs because everyone can afford the best, but Victoria Beckham and Tara Reid have proven that shit wrooooonnnng.