Articles tagged with: Knife Crime
Jamie Lynn Spears Brings About Societal Devastation On A Mass Scale
Despair is a pretty common theme when it comes to writing about celebrities - especially when it comes to their impact on popular culture. Never let it be said that people around the world are anything more than mindless drones, willing to copy any trend pushed in front of them. So it comes as no surprise that half of the world's media have jumped onto the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears' recent plopping-out of a baby and subsequent photoshoot with said ball of illegitimate flesh could have an effect on teenage pregnancy levels around the world. Because young girls are even more stupid than the everyday moron. The world is sure to become a much worse place. Despair once again sets in.
Despair is a pretty common theme when it comes to writing about celebrities - especially when it comes to their impact on popular culture. Never let it be said that people around the world are anything more than mindless drones, willing to copy any trend pushed in front of them. So it comes as no surprise that half of the world's media have jumped onto the fact that Jamie Lynn Spears' recent plopping-out of a baby and subsequent photoshoot with said ball of illegitimate flesh could have an effect on teenage pregnancy levels around the world. Because young girls are even more stupid than the everyday moron. The world is sure to become a much worse place. Despair once again sets in.
Lily Allen To Save Us All From Knife Crime
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why, would I wanna be anywhere else? These are just some of the lyrics that pop starlet Lily Allen wrote about London town, even though London is a city. But never mind her poor geography knowledge for now; we’ve got bigger problems to concentrate on. As we've all seen in the newspapers, knife crime is currently depressing everyone in the UK and making pensioners believe all the yoof of today will stab them, so thank god that Lily Allen has oddly stepped in to save us all from being stabbed by an eight-year-old for a packet of sherbet. There is a god. And she seems to have three nipples.
Sun is in the sky oh why oh why would I wanna be anywhere else? Sun is in the sky oh why oh why, would I wanna be anywhere else? These are just some of the lyrics that pop starlet Lily Allen wrote about London town, even though London is a city. But never mind her poor geography knowledge for now; we’ve got bigger problems to concentrate on. As we've all seen in the newspapers, knife crime is currently depressing everyone in the UK and making pensioners believe all the yoof of today will stab them, so thank god that Lily Allen has oddly stepped in to save us all from being stabbed by an eight-year-old for a packet of sherbet. There is a god. And she seems to have three nipples.
