It’s fair to say that Cheryl Cole’s had a pretty rough few weeks. She lost her job on the US version of the X-Factor and was replaced on the UK version by Tulisa from N-Dubz.
Oo’r Cheryl is just like the kitten at the animal shelter that no one wants. Looking up at us with her doe-eyes, trying her best to put on a brave face, but knowing deep down that she’ll never be taken in by anyone again.
So Louis Walsh has taken it upon himself to do the decent thing and stuff Cheryl into a sack before throwing her into the river.
Kittens, as everyone knows, are adorable. But then they grow up to be cats, and everyone knows that cats can’t wait to kill you in your sleep.
