Articles tagged with: kissing
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Spotted ‘Tonguing’ ‘Each Other’
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were perhaps the greatest couple ever, given that they're both carefree, fun-loving, girl-haired attention-seekers. And that's why, when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up earlier this year, the world slipped into a deep gloom. For instance, you know how the stock market collapsed and capitalism ended and food and fuel prices suddenly surged and the environment's on the brink of disaster and we're all going to die of bird flu? Yeah, that all happened because Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer split up. It's true. However, it's time to get out the bunting because now Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together! And if they're not back together, then they've almost certainly been caught with their tongues wedged right the way down each other's gullet in an airport in front of everyone. So, you know, get the bunting out once the waves of nausea have subsided. There's no rush.
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer were perhaps the greatest couple ever, given that they're both carefree, fun-loving, girl-haired attention-seekers. And that's why, when Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer broke up earlier this year, the world slipped into a deep gloom. For instance, you know how the stock market collapsed and capitalism ended and food and fuel prices suddenly surged and the environment's on the brink of disaster and we're all going to die of bird flu? Yeah, that all happened because Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer split up. It's true. However, it's time to get out the bunting because now Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together! And if they're not back together, then they've almost certainly been caught with their tongues wedged right the way down each other's gullet in an airport in front of everyone. So, you know, get the bunting out once the waves of nausea have subsided. There's no rush.
Sacha Baron Cohen Turns Cage Fighting Totally Gay
We have a friend that used to orchestrate panda fights in her basement. She'd charge $12 a pop to watch, and when enough people were gathered around she'd let the beasts out of their cages. Those pandas are savage animals too - we saw them skin a guy once. It was a half-dead senior citizen, but a guy nonetheless. But all that was when the pandas were younger. With the passing of time came panda-related geriatric problems. Also with the passing of time came a strange gay-panda love affair. It was actually horrific - not that anything's wrong with that. That experience is why we feel we can relate so well to a whole bunch of people in Arkansas. They showed up for a vicious cage fight, and what they got instead was two grown mean undressing each other in a flurry of lust and passion. And you know who people are blaming? Borat. We mean Bruno. People are blaming Bruno.
We have a friend that used to orchestrate panda fights in her basement. She'd charge $12 a pop to watch, and when enough people were gathered around she'd let the beasts out of their cages. Those pandas are savage animals too - we saw them skin a guy once. It was a half-dead senior citizen, but a guy nonetheless. But all that was when the pandas were younger. With the passing of time came panda-related geriatric problems. Also with the passing of time came a strange gay-panda love affair. It was actually horrific - not that anything's wrong with that. That experience is why we feel we can relate so well to a whole bunch of people in Arkansas. They showed up for a vicious cage fight, and what they got instead was two grown mean undressing each other in a flurry of lust and passion. And you know who people are blaming? Borat. We mean Bruno. People are blaming Bruno.
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer All Super Nonstop Kissy Kissy
Quick, get your confetti out - this fling between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seems to be getting pretty serious. How serious? So serious that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been seen out together 'laughing at each other's jokes'. What's more, they might have actually kissed in private once. Whatever could be next? Hand-holding? Nonspecific fondling? This madness has to stop! Actually, sod the confetti - it sounds like a wedding's so inevitable here that if we have to fling shredded clumps of our own flesh at the happy couple to celebrate their union that's what we'll do.
Quick, get your confetti out - this fling between Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer seems to be getting pretty serious. How serious? So serious that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been seen out together 'laughing at each other's jokes'. What's more, they might have actually kissed in private once. Whatever could be next? Hand-holding? Nonspecific fondling? This madness has to stop! Actually, sod the confetti - it sounds like a wedding's so inevitable here that if we have to fling shredded clumps of our own flesh at the happy couple to celebrate their union that's what we'll do.
