Katy Perry? We just don’t know what all the fuss is about. We have been kissing girls for years and liking it. It’s not exactly earth-shattering news, is it?
Maybe the title could have been: ‘I saw a bear, and it took a dump in the woods’ or even ‘I saw the Pope, and he was a Catholic’. Of course, we are being facetious. Katy Perry annoyingly knew exactly what she was doing.
And we fell for it hook, line and sinker. But how could the thought of an attractive girl getting it on with another girl cause such a swirl of attention?