Articles tagged with: Kiss and makeup
Peaches Geldof Joins A Band! Yes, We Know It’ll Be Cack!
The Geldofs are like ants in some respects. They always seem to be floating around despite no-one really wanting them there. Ants scurry around and get in your food on a summer day. Whilst we wouldn’t out it past Bob Geldof to steal your sandwiches and give them to the starving, he is an annoying twat. Just like ants. Bob Geldof can’t quite get over the fact he failed in his mission to get a McDonalds in every African country. They’ve had to deal with Burger King instead. But hey, he’s trying to do the world some good. Unlike his daughters Peaches and Pixie who use the Geldof name in vain to try and make us think they are vaguely important.
