Here at the hecklerspray hovel we’re really happy. In fact we’re so deliriously chipper, we’re like the Von Trapp family, with our editor Mof playing a bearded Julie Andrews and making us all clothing from curtains the last tenant threw up on.
So we’d have no idea what it’s like to be stressed, unlike that Cheryl Cole who is apparently EATING FOR COMFORT since she stopped smoking.
We couldn’t quite believe it either.
Here’s a guest blog by Josh from the mighty 
