Swine Flu? Forget swine flu. Global economic catastrophe? Screw that as well. There’s only one real news story today.
Brace yourselves. Kim Kardashian‘s hair is very slightly lighter than it used to be. We know. How on earth are any of us expected to concentrate on anything at all today knowing that Kim Kardashian’s hair is almost imperceptibly blonder than it was a week ago? What if surgeons or aircraft pilots were to suddenly start thinking about how marginally different Kim Kardashian’s hair was now instead of their real jobs? We’d all be dead.
You hear that, Kim Kardashian? DEAD.
