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You can always rely on hecklerspray to answer some of the most pressing issues facing humanity.
Whether it is world famine, climate change, cancer or Justin Bieber, we always want to be there tackling it head first.
And this week is no different as we ask the question: Who are the sexiest aliens to ever appear on our TV or cinema screens? We’ve even included a couple of men is here too.
Alec Baldwin didn’t attempt suicide yesterday, just as he hadn’t attempted suicide for 18,941 consecutive days prior to that.
But, for a while, it looked like he had. According to breathless news reports yesterday, Alec Baldwin was rushed to hospital after his daughter found him unresponsive following a fight where he threatened to take pills. However, Alec Baldwin says that isn’t the case, and he’s blamed the overblown media reaction on his ex-wife Kim Basinger.
For those keeping score, that means that the list of things that Alec Baldwin blames Kim Basinger for now includes the media reaction to a phony suicide attempt, the leaking of a furious email, the way that hotel air conditioners are sometimes hard to use, the assassination of John F Kennedy, male pattern baldness and the functional extinction of the Baiji river dolphin.
We can all agree that Daniel Day Lewis deserved to pick up his second Oscar this week for There Will Be Blood. But let's face it, there have been some people who shouldn't even have been let in the building, never mind win the award.
In recent years, standards have certainly slipped. In fact, the way things are looking, even the likes of Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson, Sir Roger Moore, and perhaps Big Mo from EastEnders stand a fleeting chance at Oscar glory. So let us present the Oscar-winning performances that surely should never have been…
