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The world of entertainment has lost another of its true greats, adding yet another name to the list of death in the last few months. Following the hysterical splurge of affection for a man who just the day before was being mocked around the clock on Michael Jackson's death, through the shameful ignorance shown by the general populace on Steven Wells' death and after the rather embarrassing position David Carradine seemed to get himself into - before dying in said position - we have been left shocked by yet another loss. Ozzy Osbourne's dog has been eaten by a coyote. It'll be alright - wipe away the tears.
As websites go, hecklerspray is one particularly bent on justice. For instance, we think Charles Manson should get another life sentence or two tacked on to that which he was already given. We'd like to see Ted Bundy get executed again, and for the love of Pete we think it high time Rachel Ray finally gets what's coming to her. What's coming to her is cookies or something. As far as we know she has never killed people on a mass scale, and deserves very little incarceration if any. Another piece of undeniable justice that deserves to be held high pertains to one Mark David Chapman. We think he killed Marilyn Monroe or something. Anyway, he was up for parole for the fifth time recently - and once again got denied. Probably because even seventy years later, people still really, really like Marilyn Monroe.
Katherine Heigl is well known for violently hating everything she's ever been involved with, to which the logical answer is obviously death. That was thought to be the reasoning of the Grey's Anatomy team, anyway - sick of listening to Katherine Heigl bitch on about everything all the time like the dreadful donkeymouth she certainly appears to be, rumour had it that they were going to kill her character off in the most painful, degrading, mean-spirited way possible. Sadly that's not the case. An ABC bigwig has come forward to publicly declare that Katherine Heigl is going to live forever, more or less. On Grey's Anatomy, at least - for all we know someone might push a piano out of a helicopter onto Katherine Heigl's head tomorrow. By the way, if that actually happens, we had nothing to do with it. We looked into it and helicopters are impractically expensive.
Marilyn Monroe was tricked into killing herself by Bobby Kennedy. So says Dr Jack Hattem, who, backed up by secret FBI files, says the Hollywood bombshell was somehow fooled into believing she would be revived in time as part of a plot involving Senator Robert Kennedy, the brother of JFK, who was gunned down 40 years ago this week. Instead, Monroe, who staged many fake suicide attempts throughout her life to gain sympathy, was left to die by staff and friends. It's all in Hattem's new book Marilyn Monroe: Murder By Consent. Certainly, Marilyn Monroe may have been dead for 46 years, but that doesn't mean that people have stopped speculating about the circumstances of her death. We spoke to Dr Hattem and listened to some of his more compelling claims, including where Kennedy was on the night of Marilyn Monroe's death and why the recently unearthed Marilyn Monroe sex tape might not be the only one knocking about.
Hot news from almost four decades ago - some men on motorbikes thought about killing Mick Jagger once.
According to a BBC documentary, some Hell's Angels tried sailing a boat to Mick Jagger's house to kill him in 1969, but they were crap at sailing and all got thrown overboard so they just decided to go home again.
We know, we know. Deep breaths. As shocking as it when a public figure is murdered with no warning, it pales into insignificance when compared to when a man doesn't get murdered without warning. In fact, right now, just this second, we didn't get murdered either. And there was no warning. Hecklerspray: officially the Mick Jagger of the internet. In one hopelessly tenuous way.
While it's often claimed that celebrities usually get an easy ride when it comes to the law, Lane Garrison is living proof that moderately minor stars of TV shows that used to be good but aren't any more don't get that easy ride.
Lane Garrison - the dead ginger pickpocket from Prison Break - is the guy who drunkenly smashed his car into a tree in December, killing a teenage boy and seriously injuring two others. And yesterday after a series of psychiatric tests, Lane Garrison was sentenced to 40 months in jail for the crime. Let's just hope that Garrison doesn't befriend a heavily-tattooed escape artist while in jail - not because he'd copy the plot of Prison Break and escape, but because he'd copy the plot of Prison Break and get really dull.
