David Carradine: Murder Or Masturbation? Masturbation, quite clearly. But that hasn't stopped his family from putting forward the theory that he was killed. By a Kung Fu gang. Think of the most embarrassing moment of your life. Think of it, relive it, be there right now. Bad, huh? Now fast forward a bit and imagine your 72-year old body being found in a Bangkok hotel room closet, naked but for a shoelace tied around your shrivelled old winky. Puts that bachelor's party into perspective, doesn't it?