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Kiefer Sutherland Charged With Being A Headbutty Maniac
Kiefer Sutherland isn't Jack Bauer. Hard to believe, we know, but they're different in just about every way. Jack Bauer, for instance, breaks the law in all sorts of spectacular ways to save America from terrorists then gets pardoned by the president afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland, on the other hand, commits petty crimes to save 1980s actresses then gets charged afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland has been charged with minor assault following his alleged headbutting incident this week. Sad - we wanted to see how far he'd take this hobby. Maybe he'd end up shoplifting a Chunky Kit Kat for Molly Ringwald or something.
Kiefer Sutherland isn't Jack Bauer. Hard to believe, we know, but they're different in just about every way. Jack Bauer, for instance, breaks the law in all sorts of spectacular ways to save America from terrorists then gets pardoned by the president afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland, on the other hand, commits petty crimes to save 1980s actresses then gets charged afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland has been charged with minor assault following his alleged headbutting incident this week. Sad - we wanted to see how far he'd take this hobby. Maybe he'd end up shoplifting a Chunky Kit Kat for Molly Ringwald or something.
