Articles tagged with: Kiefer Sutherland
24: Season 7 – DVD Review
In 24, Jack Bauer has managed to successfully battle presidential assassinations, nuclear bombs and wild cougars over the years - but latter seasons have left audiences less than gripped. Season 7 sets to bring back what made the show unmissable - and it's the best season so far.
In 24, Jack Bauer has managed to successfully battle presidential assassinations, nuclear bombs and wild cougars over the years - but latter seasons have left audiences less than gripped. Season 7 sets to bring back what made the show unmissable - and it's the best season so far.
Kiefer Sutherland Free To Headbutt Anybody He Likes, Sort Of
Getting headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland would be amazing - it'd be like Rembrandt painting you a picture. Because Kiefer is a master headbutter. Sure, it'd be better if he tied you to a chair, put your feet in a bucket of water and electrocuted you with a cable torn from a standard lamp but that's hardly practical on a day-to-day basis. No, Kiefer Sutherland's headbutt is the perfect expression of form and content. The Manhattan District Attorney's office realises this, so it won't be prosecuting Kiefer Sutherland for allegedly headbutting that guy back in May. What a heartwarming story. About headbutts.
Getting headbutted by Kiefer Sutherland would be amazing - it'd be like Rembrandt painting you a picture. Because Kiefer is a master headbutter. Sure, it'd be better if he tied you to a chair, put your feet in a bucket of water and electrocuted you with a cable torn from a standard lamp but that's hardly practical on a day-to-day basis. No, Kiefer Sutherland's headbutt is the perfect expression of form and content. The Manhattan District Attorney's office realises this, so it won't be prosecuting Kiefer Sutherland for allegedly headbutting that guy back in May. What a heartwarming story. About headbutts.
Kiefer Sutherland Charged With Being A Headbutty Maniac
Kiefer Sutherland isn't Jack Bauer. Hard to believe, we know, but they're different in just about every way. Jack Bauer, for instance, breaks the law in all sorts of spectacular ways to save America from terrorists then gets pardoned by the president afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland, on the other hand, commits petty crimes to save 1980s actresses then gets charged afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland has been charged with minor assault following his alleged headbutting incident this week. Sad - we wanted to see how far he'd take this hobby. Maybe he'd end up shoplifting a Chunky Kit Kat for Molly Ringwald or something.
Kiefer Sutherland isn't Jack Bauer. Hard to believe, we know, but they're different in just about every way. Jack Bauer, for instance, breaks the law in all sorts of spectacular ways to save America from terrorists then gets pardoned by the president afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland, on the other hand, commits petty crimes to save 1980s actresses then gets charged afterwards. Kiefer Sutherland has been charged with minor assault following his alleged headbutting incident this week. Sad - we wanted to see how far he'd take this hobby. Maybe he'd end up shoplifting a Chunky Kit Kat for Molly Ringwald or something.
Kiefer Sutherland: How Long Will He Go To Jail For This Time?
As the star of 24, Kiefer Sutherland knows a bit about the law. For instance, it's completely OK to suffocate your brother to death. Also, the good guys are always bad, and the bad guys are always good. And never trust the brown ones. So when Kiefer Sutherland allegedly headbutted Jack McCollough on Tuesday, it made him a bad guy. But then again, Kiefer Sutherland was protecting the honour of Brooke Shields - so he's a good guy. Then again, he'll probably spend a few more months in jail for it. So he's bad. Or good. Oh, let's just settle on depressing.
As the star of 24, Kiefer Sutherland knows a bit about the law. For instance, it's completely OK to suffocate your brother to death. Also, the good guys are always bad, and the bad guys are always good. And never trust the brown ones. So when Kiefer Sutherland allegedly headbutted Jack McCollough on Tuesday, it made him a bad guy. But then again, Kiefer Sutherland was protecting the honour of Brooke Shields - so he's a good guy. Then again, he'll probably spend a few more months in jail for it. So he's bad. Or good. Oh, let's just settle on depressing.
Kiefer Sutherland Headbutts Guy To Save Brooke Shields’ Life Or Dignity
As anyone who has ever seen 24, Lost Boys or his mugshot already knows - Kiefer Sutherland is tougher than a t-rex's calcified colon. Sure, he likes talking about little baby ponies a little more that your typical hero, and he refers to his favourite shirt as the 'one covered in speckled rainbow,' but aside from that he has got what it takes to save people's lives. On TV. Also sometimes he awkwardly intervenes on behalf of distressed damsels in real life too. For instance, he recently came to the aide of an 'assaulted' Brooke Shields.
As anyone who has ever seen 24, Lost Boys or his mugshot already knows - Kiefer Sutherland is tougher than a t-rex's calcified colon. Sure, he likes talking about little baby ponies a little more that your typical hero, and he refers to his favourite shirt as the 'one covered in speckled rainbow,' but aside from that he has got what it takes to save people's lives. On TV. Also sometimes he awkwardly intervenes on behalf of distressed damsels in real life too. For instance, he recently came to the aide of an 'assaulted' Brooke Shields.
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Look! Brand New 24 Preview Trailer! Only Slightly Rubbish!
The new season of 24 has a hell of a lot riding on it - if isn't absolutely brilliant then it might spell the end of the show forever. We've got a few months left before the seventh season of 24 kicks off, but we've just been handed the very first sliver of a hint of a taste of what it'll be like - a work print of the trailer for the Africa-set 24 season seven preview, 24: Exile. So what's it like? Is 24 back to its logic-defying, pedal-to-the-metal best? Or does it look like it'll be another one of those seasons where Jack Bauer kicks his heroin addiction in 45 minutes and people get terrorised by mountain lions a lot? We've got the 24 preview trailer after the jump for you to make up your own mind, but here's a hint - it's not great.
The new season of 24 has a hell of a lot riding on it - if isn't absolutely brilliant then it might spell the end of the show forever. We've got a few months left before the seventh season of 24 kicks off, but we've just been handed the very first sliver of a hint of a taste of what it'll be like - a work print of the trailer for the Africa-set 24 season seven preview, 24: Exile. So what's it like? Is 24 back to its logic-defying, pedal-to-the-metal best? Or does it look like it'll be another one of those seasons where Jack Bauer kicks his heroin addiction in 45 minutes and people get terrorised by mountain lions a lot? We've got the 24 preview trailer after the jump for you to make up your own mind, but here's a hint - it's not great.
The Day Kiefer Sutherland Lost His Mind
Kiefer Sutherland, we used to think you were cool. We thought you were a good guy. We thought you knew right from wrong. Good from bad. But you have forsaken us, Kiefer.
And why we shall never know. But, we do know that we can never forgive you. We will never look at you in the same way. For you are to direct the musical poo poo that is The Feeling in their next video. Say it ain’t so, Keef. Say it ain’t so. This is disgusting. We want to puke up our innards and then eat them just so we can puke them up again.
“Frontman Dan Gillespie-Sells revealed to The Sun that the 24 star is a fan of theirs, and gets where the band "are coming from". He added: "We make time for each other and whenever he comes to London we meet for a drink."
He gets where they’re coming from? What? London? Even if he told us to come and fill his little world right up with nonsense it couldn’t be possible to make more non-sense.
