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Matthew Vaughn Points At January Jones’ Growing Embryo And Says ‘Well It Ain’t Mine!’

May 27th, 2011 By Mof Gimmers

Matthew Vaughn (producer/director of Kick Ass, X Men: First Class, Lock Stock etc) is finding himself in the middle of a baby drama. That’s not to say he’s remaking Three Men And A Little Lady, but rather, everyone thinks he’s got someone pregnant who isn’t his partner.

Everyone is talking behind their hands and saying that he’s the father of the thing that is currently growing inside of Mad Men’s January Jones. Yes, that’s her real name. And yes, she was born in January.

Now, January Jones is an attractive lady, so you may well think ‘Cuh! There ain’t a hope in hell that someone with a face like that could have sexual relations with a hottie like her!’, but you must remember that Vaughn is currently shacked up with Claudia Schiffer.

Win! An Impressive Kick-Ass Box Set! Now!

August 7th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Kick-Ass is one of the best films of the year and, as we learnt last week, one of the most impossible films to follow if you’re trying to watch the censored version on an aircraft.

But forget that, because Monday sees the DVD release of Kick-Ass (order it here) and we’ve got a phenomenal giveaway to mark it. One of you lucky swines will soon be the recipient of a LIMITED EDITION, individually numbered Kick-Ass box set packed full of goodies, including exclusive art cards, the original graphic novel that started it all, and all kinds of other crap. To stand a chance of winning it, all you have to do is answer this question:

Kick-Ass Doesn’t Kick The Weekend Box Office’s Ass

April 18th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

We might all be trapped on this poxy little island by a ruddy great volcano, but it’s a great week to be British.

Look at How To Train Your Dragon – featuring the voices of several British-born actors and still number one at the weekend box office. Kick-Ass. Written by a Brit, directed by a Brit and second at the US weekend box office. Then look at Death At A Funeral – a remake of a British comedy and fourth at the US box office. Clash Of The Titans – starring hundreds of British actors, based on a 29-year-old classic that was directed by a Brit, full of British actors and fifth at the US weekend box office.

And Date Night was third at the US weekend box office – dates are a traditional crop of Morocco, the location of a recent Jamie Oliver television programme. Where is Jamie Oliver from? That’s right – Britain. Hooray for bloody us!

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Folded:

Kick-Ass (yep, we are still banging on about this. Soon you\’ll know why)
Alexandra Burke (no, to hell with it: she's cute, can sing, apparently dead nice, and doesn't hoover up coke for breakfast)
Running (the best way to keep fit because it gets you in the fresh air like your parents always wanted)
Sony?s latest piece of… (sweary, spot-on fun from The Onion)
Tropic of Cancer on BBC2 (excellent doc, and here is another shout for best TV presenter going)

Creased:

The spinning circle thingy (?why are you loading?! I've not asked you to do anything!!?)

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

Good times and bad times.

Folded:

Tron Legacy teaser trailer (light cycles)
Rude Boy by Rihanna (she's finally made a decent track, and it's a big bottom belter)
Click (cool gadgetry stuff with TV’s greatest undiscovered presenter)
New character posters for Kick-Ass (what do you mean you’re not excited? Get that way!)
Rhod Gilbert’s Work Experience: Bin Man (watching mouthy Gilbert picking up crap is funnier than your might think)

Creased:

New Iron Man 2 trailer (Transformers briefcase)
Kristen Stewart (miserable cow)
The Gadget Show (too much clowning around. Keep expecting the theme from Art Attack to come on)

Creased or Folded? hecklerspray Tells You the Way it is

August 4th, 2012 By Chris Laverty

This week?s reasons to love/hate.

Folded:

Kathryn Bigelow (she's really old and hot too. Good on her)
Kick-Ass (it's fantastic! Or…)
Oh, Henry (the coolest packaged chocolate bar ever. Can't buy ?em here. Stupid country)
This photograph (that will never, ever, EVER get old)
Make your pancakes this week (you didn't bother last week, did you? Or the week before? Then make them this week instead you lazy urchin)

Creased:

Cheryl Cole (stupid, stupid, stupid. Finally comes to her senses. But still stupid, stupid, stupid)
Kick-Ass (…it's rubbish! Maybe. We can't tell you anything. Yet)