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Madonna Tells Sarah Palin To Either Move Or Get A Gap-Toothed Beat Down
At a mandatory hecklerspray retreat we all had to attend, have fun at or be fired, everybody woke up to a horrible fright. It was Stu Heritage and Chris Laverty screaming in unison because they simultaneously dreamt that Madonna's wrinkled old lady hands were wrapping around their throats with the full intent of murder. Needless to say the lights stayed on the rest of the night, and that Holiday song was taken off of subliminal repeat. Incidentally, their joined screams were rather beautiful together - would anybody have guessed that Stu is a tenor? Well he really is. Sarah Palin may know what it's like to lie awake nights with the constant fear of Madonna hobbling into her room like an old lady and whacking her with a cane until her collarbone breaks or something - because Madge has continued her onstage assault of her, recently announcing she's going to kick the Governor's 'ass.'
At a mandatory hecklerspray retreat we all had to attend, have fun at or be fired, everybody woke up to a horrible fright. It was Stu Heritage and Chris Laverty screaming in unison because they simultaneously dreamt that Madonna's wrinkled old lady hands were wrapping around their throats with the full intent of murder. Needless to say the lights stayed on the rest of the night, and that Holiday song was taken off of subliminal repeat. Incidentally, their joined screams were rather beautiful together - would anybody have guessed that Stu is a tenor? Well he really is. Sarah Palin may know what it's like to lie awake nights with the constant fear of Madonna hobbling into her room like an old lady and whacking her with a cane until her collarbone breaks or something - because Madge has continued her onstage assault of her, recently announcing she's going to kick the Governor's 'ass.'
