Just so we’re all clear, it’s Khloe Kardashian who got married. Khloe Kardashian. Not the pregnant one.
And not the other one, either. You know, the one with the bottom that looks like two vacuum-packed beachballs that have been stuffed with live fish and electrocuted. You know, the one who you’ve definitely seen having it off on the internet. Not her. It’s Khloe Kardashian who’s got married. The one who even the most ardent Kardashian connoisseurs call ‘the other one’.
No, Khloe Kardashian is the sensible one. After all, she’s known her new husband for an entire month now.
Those Kardashian sisters, they’re really something. There’s Kim, who is famous for having an absolutely gargantuan bum, and was once in a homemade porno film with the soul music sensation Ray J, in which they spend a period of time with their tongues wrestling outside of their mouths like slugs on crystal meth. Then there’s Kourtney, who took a simple everyday household name like Courtney, but took away the “C” and replaced it with a “K”. 
