by Paul Sorrenti
More Mental Than Ever Britney To Remarry K-Fed?Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have spent a weekend away together in Maui, where they chatted about getting back together, the possibility of remarrying and becoming a family again for their two toddlers.
And, according to OK! Magazine, upon their return, Britney presented Kevin with a belated £69,000 30th birthday present.
£69,000! Wow, what did she get him? A small house? A big car? A new and improved genetically modified brain that can come up with better lyrics than: “I’m not your brother, I’m not your uncle, I’m Daddy do, Steppin’ in this game and y’all ain’t got a clueâ€? Nope, none of those things. Can you guess? That’s right; a watch.
A fucking £69k time keeping device. Why not just take a look at the position of the sun? It’s completely free of charge!
More Mental Than Ever Britney To Remarry K-Fed?Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have spent a weekend away together in Maui, where they chatted about getting back together, the possibility of remarrying and becoming a family again for their two toddlers.
And, according to OK! Magazine, upon their return, Britney presented Kevin with a belated £69,000 30th birthday present.
£69,000! Wow, what did she get him? A small house? A big car? A new and improved genetically modified brain that can come up with better lyrics than: “I'm not your brother, I'm not your uncle, I'm Daddy do, Steppin' in this game and y'all ain't got a clue� Nope, none of those things. Can you guess? That’s right; a watch.
A fucking £69k time keeping device. Why not just take a look at the position of the sun? It’s completely free of charge!
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by Stuart Heritage
The Britney Spears/ Kevin Federline child custody case has been going on forever, mainly because most people agree that the kids would be better off being looked after by a pack of hungry bears than either of them.
But, although the custody case must be emotionally hard for both Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, it’s only financially hard for Britney Spears because she’s paying all the legal bills.
And now Britney Spears wants that to stop. Britney’s lawyers have been in court trying to get Kevin Federline to hire a lawyer with his own funds, but Kevin’s not scared. If Britney wins this legal fight then he’ll just have to find the best lawyers that a scrunched-up $5 bill and half a packet of Funyuns will buy.
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