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The Grammys Were Pretty, Pretty, Pretty Good

January 29th, 2018 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Music awards shows have been letting me down for years by being boring af, so I was legit shocked when last night’s Grammys entertained the hell out of me. Queen SZA lost Best New Artist to that teenage girl who goes to parties so she can complain abut how lame parties are, Alessia Cara, but overall the whole thing was great.

I have no intention on running through all the winners because that’s not really how I run this shit, but I am going to share some of my fave moments with you! In case you hadn’t notice, this whole blogging thing has become pure self-indulgence for me.

HecklerSpray Advent Day 23: The Seinfeld/Kesha Non-Hug

December 23rd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Here we are, almost at the end of my first ever HecklerSpray advent! Today, I would like to celebrate potentially the best pop culture moment of 2017: Kesha trying really hard to hug Jerry Seinfeld and Jerry Seinfeld having NONE of it!

A few months back, Jerry and Kesha were both attending an event for the David Lynch Foundation, and mid-red carpet interview, Kesha approached Jerry and tried to hug him multiple times which he was like “no thanks” to, and it was hilarious.

HecklerSpray Advent Day 2: Kes$ha’s Comeback

December 2nd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

It was a huge year for women triumphing over some sleazy fucking dudes in the industry who have been shitty and abusive, and no one’s triumph shone brighter than Kes$ha’s.

After years of being tied up in legal battles with creepy producer Dr. Luke, Ke$ha FINALLY returned to the radio with her hit single “Praying” which is my fucking JAM.

Miley and Gaga Are Pretty Much Hypocrites

March 14th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Some of you may recall a few blogs back when I was ranting about all this bullshit that’s going on with Kesha (remember, it was the blog where someone accused me of being non-white because I think black lives matter!). Since then, a slew of female celebrities from Adele to my all-time-favorite, Fiona Apple, have spoken out for their support of Kesha, which is awesome! Women with some form of power in the entertainment industry supporting another woman being disenfranchised in it is really great and I love it.

However, maybe no one has spoken out about her support of Kesha as much as Lady Gaga, which is totally fine, good for her. However, it’s really hard to take Gaga and Miley Cyrus (who has also taken to Instagram to show Kesha support) when they still support and work with some of the scummiest dudes in Hollywood.

We Need to Talk About This Whole Ke$ha Thing

February 20th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Typically, when I say the words “We need to talk about Ke$ha” it’s in a text to my bff Melissa, which I’m sending because Ke$ha has dropped a dope new song that we HAVE to get white-girl wasted to. However, I may not get to send anymore texts like that because both Sony and the American “justice” system are royally fucking over both Ke$ha and her career.

In case you’re not in the know, Kesha (I’m dropping the $ now because I’m going to get into serious talk…and frankly it’s exhausting to keep doing that) has been working with this music producer, Dr. Luke, since she was about 18. She accused Dr. Luke of drugging and raping her when she was still a teen and being incredibly emotionally and sexually abusive to her over the years making their work relationship a living hell.

Bad News Guys, You Can’t Send Ke$ha Any More Human Remains

January 23rd, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

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If you ?think you can hear sirens blaring in the distance, it’s because Ke$ha’s rehab stay has just been crashed by the fun police.?

What’s the world coming to, when a platinum selling musician can’t ask her legions of fans to send her their own teeth so she can keep busy with some arts and crafts while she whiles away the hours in rehab??Timberline Knolls Residential Treatment Centre, where the singer is staying while she battles an eating disorder, has stated that they can’t accept any ‘human remains’ because there’s a chance that the human teeth Kesha asked for might just be bio-hazardous.

Ke$ha’s Life Sure Does Sound Like It Sucks, Guys

January 9th, 2014 By Rhiannon Davies

You might have just seen the words ‘Ke$ha’ and ‘sucks’ in the same sentence and jumped to conclusions about where this post is going. For once, that’s not the case and quite frankly you need to get your head out of the gutter.

Poor Ke-Dollar Sign-Ha has had a rough time lately – going to rehab for an eating disorder doesn’t sound like a barrel of laughs, and now her mom has been lifting the lid on all the other messed up stuff that’s flown under the radar since her daughter hit the big time. Surprise surprise, all the problems seem to stem from her entourage.

You Can Now Wear Ke$ha’s Golden Penis Around Your Neck

August 2nd, 2013 By Rhiannon Davies

At the bargain price of $20, Ke$ha’s seen a sharp rise in the amount of people clamoring to get their hands on her genitals.

The singer and urine enthusiast has just launched her first jewelry collection, and it’s every part as sleazy and glittery as you would expect from a woman that has ‘Suck it’ tattooed on the inside of her lip. If you’ve ever looked in to your jewelry box and thought ‘It’s good, but it needs more phallus’, then the Kesha Rose collection might be the answer to your slightly bizarre prayers.

Ke$ha Don’t Give Two Fucks – That’s Clear In Her Awful New Video

May 30th, 2013 By Chris Chambers

Ke$ha’s?”Crazy Kids”?video is set up for perfection:?a catchy?tune, the #1 crazy kid herself in booty shorts and?gold teeth,?a crowd of bearded chunkers?dancing by a pool,?and Will.I.Am’s?disembodied, hologrammed head in?an astronaut suit.

It’s magic waiting to?happen … but, unfortunately,?it never actually does.

For a song about letting loose, the video is disappointingly boring. Basically, Ke$ha struts through a scuzzy party house,?looking like a Weird Al Yankovic spoof of herself, in giant clown glasses and big chunky cornrows.

5 Reasons Why You Should Hate Ke$ha

October 23rd, 2012 By Chris Starr

Walking controversy Ke$ha may just be the worst thing that the 21st century has given us. In fact, she may be the worst thing humanity has ever had to deal with – throughout all history. That’s right, I’m placing her alongside the bubonic plague, HIV/AIDS and the mysterious dancing curse of 1518.

She may well be the worst thing ever. And I can’t even say it’s not her fault – it is. She’s just a poor excuse for humanity, with few redeeming qualities. (The one redeeming quality is that occasionally – very occasionally – her music burrows its way into the recesses of your mind and hatches larvae which breed and remain in your brain forevermore. But then you remember that it’s not called ‘Tick Tock’ like it should be, but ‘TiK ToK’ and you become vengeful again.)