“It’s the bi-polar medication, honestly!” If you could actually pick out those words from the slurred speech of Kerry Katona, that’s what she’d be saying.
We may mock her but she has an award none of us have. The most sought after Mother Of The Year title has been given to Kerry not once but twice. But how do you win this award to glisten up your CV? It seems that you need to a) be female, b) sell frozen seafood like your life depends on it, c) get MTV to document your non-exciting life and d) take barrel loads of cocaine!
Footage has surfaced of Kerry allegedly partaking in option d). We sadly know part a) is true.
