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Watch Clips Of The New Muppets Movie & Brighten Your Otherwise Dull Life

November 10th, 2011 By hecklerspray staff

Hecklerspray is known for not really liking anything but when it comes to fuzzy-wuzzy, cuddly, comedic characters- we’re all over it. So you can imagine our delight when we realised that the new Muppets film draws ever closer.

The Muppets is going to be wonderful. Even if it’s the worst film ever made by human hands, it will still be wonderful, such is the strength of feeling and nostalgia for Jim Henson’s creation. That’s the kind of film that people want to see.

Admittedly, the film company seems to think that those of us in the UK want to wait three months before we see the film in cinemas but you can’t have everything.

The Muppets Trapped In A Museum Or Something Like That

August 26th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Even hard-hearted bastards like us can’t fail to be completely overjoyed at everything involving The Muppets. Even the rubbish films that came out in the ’90s bring a certain joy that no other selection of corpse-eyed cloth creatures with hands up their sphincters can match.

And so, it’s great to hear that The Muppets, notably the original Kermit the Frog puppet, has been donated to the Smithsonian’s National Museum of American History in Washington.

The muppet was donated by creator Jim Henson’s widow Jane, along with a bunch of other characters from the 1955 TV show Sam and Friends, a precursor to the famed Muppet Show.

Top Ten Sexiest Muppets

September 20th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

Have you heard the news? The Muppets are back in a big way, what with their Bohemian Rhapsody YouTube videos and new film and all.

And that’s great news.Why? Because the Muppets are probably the sexiest puppets in the whole world. Sexier than marionettes, that’s for sure. And easily sexier than shadow puppets. And, yes, even sexier than those full-size Japanese puppets that look like full-sized girls and have motorised genitals and giggle when you push a button on the back of their skull. God, the Muppets are SO SEXY.

Want proof? Good, you’ve come to the right place. Gentleman – and ladies, we don’t discriminate here – loosen your underwear and brace yourself for a list of 10 unbelievably sexy Muppets. Phwoar, etc…