In Other News: A Girl With Big Boobs Gets Married Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You've brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married. We're in your debt. Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett on Saturday, proving that while Michael Jackson's death was sad, it couldn't never stop something as profound as love. And, no, we don't really know who Kendra Wilkinson or Hank Baskett are either. But that's not important. Look, it was either this or another story about Michael Jackson. Do you want us to keep banging on about Michael Jackson? Do you? Because we can. You don't? Good. Now shut up.