OK, sorry. That was a misleading headline. Kendra Wilkinson probably isn’t the Virgin Mary, on account of the fact that she looks like a bit of a slapper.

However, we can state with some degree of authority that Kendra Wilkinson is definitely going to give birth to the second coming of Jesus, on account of the fact that she’s pregnant and her new baby is going to be born on Christmas day.

And also because Kendra Wilkinson’s ex-boyfriend is Hugh Hefner who, while not God, is technically just about as old as God. It all adds up, really, doesn’t it?