Kendra Wilkinson is sharing too many details about her sex life with Hugh Hefner, in a new book that scores the most sexually suggestive title since One Night in Paris.
Kendra is releasing a tell-all book, that is set to turn stomachs everywhere – Sliding into Home.
Yes, it’s called Sliding into Home. We’re not making that up for the sake of making her look like even more of a guttersnipe. She really came up with that gem on her own, as some form of misguided baseball metaphor (with reference to her sportsman husband). We see what you did there, young lady.
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The majority of people have done things they’ve later come to regret.
Students in particular may think it’s a hilarious idea to jump off cliffs and into clear lakes below – only realising the next day in a hospital bed that they misjudged their leap of faith. Other folks regret things they’ve done by accident, like the lactose intolerant.
But occasionally, grown up people make not-so grown up decisions. Like Kendra Wilkinson. She’s a household name to men everywhere who have gazed, drooled and masturbated over her in Playboy magazine. But that’s all behind her now and you’d think a life spend sewing and knitting would be on the cards. Sadly not, as Kendra was the accidental star in her very own skin flick. But at least it’s brought her family closer together.
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Kendra Wilkinson is full of surprises. Not as full as she is of B.S. – but she’s full of something alright. Kendra is the star of several sex tapes.
Tapes, which according to reports, she tried to sell herself through a production company in 2008.
Oh – did she miss that bit out in her sob story of a cease and desist letter, sent by her lawyer to Vivid Entertainment, when she tried to stop the tapes coming out?
She did. Yes.
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You know Kendra Wilkinson, the topless model who used to have sex with an octogenarian to further her career?
Guess what? She’s got a sex tape. We know, we’re just as shocked as you are. Which is to say that we’re not really all that shocked, what with Kendra Wilkinson being a woman who literally shows people her tits for a living and everything.
Anyway, this Kendra Wilkinson sex tape was apparently recorded a couple of years before she became famous, and she’s now said to be embarrassed by the prospect of it becoming public. And that means that Kendra Wilkinson is embarking on a frantic two-part race – first she gets the sex tape blocked before its release, and then she tries to somehow hypnotise the world into thinking that the phrase ‘Kendra Wilkinson naked’ has never returned any meaningful results when entered as a Google image search.
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Thank you Kendra Wilkinson. You’ve brightened up our day immensely by a) not dying and b) getting married.
We’re in your debt. Kendra Wilkinson got married to Hank Baskett on Saturday, proving that while Michael Jackson‘s death was sad, it couldn’t never stop something as profound as love.
And, no, we don’t really know who Kendra Wilkinson or Hank Baskett are either. But that’s not important. Look, it was either this or another story about Michael Jackson. Do you want us to keep banging on about Michael Jackson? Do you? Because we can. You don’t? Good. Now shut up.
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OK, sorry. That was a misleading headline. Kendra Wilkinson probably isn’t the Virgin Mary, on account of the fact that she looks like a bit of a slapper.
However, we can state with some degree of authority that Kendra Wilkinson is definitely going to give birth to the second coming of Jesus, on account of the fact that she’s pregnant and her new baby is going to be born on Christmas day.
And also because Kendra Wilkinson’s ex-boyfriend is Hugh Hefner who, while not God, is technically just about as old as God. It all adds up, really, doesn’t it?
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Hugh Hefner’s girlfriends are fleeing at an amazing rate – it’s almost as if withered octogenarians aren’t sexy any more, isn’t it.
First Hugh Hefner’s heart was broken by the loss of his number one girlfriend Holly Madison, who made the somewhat perplexing decision to run off with a rubbish emo magician. And now one of his other girlfriends – the equally generic titty model Kendra Wilkinson – has decided to leave Hugh Hefner and get engaged to an American football player as well.
Although Hugh Hefner seems to remain on good terms with Kendra Wilkinson, this news must have nevertheless bruised him quite badly. After all, it’s hardly as if Hugh Hefner lives in a great big house stuffed full of identical booby halfwits all willing to have gruesome, underwhelming sex with a frail 82-year-man just because they’ll probably get a minor role on a crappy reality TV show out of it, is it? Oh.
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