Kelsey Grammer is a magnificently dislikeable human being. Away from his fine role of Frasier, he supports some real crackpot ideas. He thought George Dubya was a cool guy for a kick-off. Of course, this means he’s nothing like his most famous televisual role.
And it seems that us plebians aren’t the only people who wish he was more like Frasier.
On Piers Morgan’s chatshow (another dolt with a face like a doleful yam), he asked Grammer whether he thought his ex-wife, Camille, married him because he was a TV icon. Kelsey replied: “no, I think she married me because I was Frasier.” He really doesn’t know what to do with those toss salad and scrambled eggs.
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Despite possessing a face that almost exactly resembles a Halloween pumpkin lantern, Kelsey Grammer has notched-up an impressive list of stripper ex-wives, Playboy-model ex-wives, illegitimate children and – horrifically – a rumoured sex-tape.
We can only assume he has done so due to an astonishingly likeable personality that counters the fact that his head could easily be mistaken for a jack-o-lantern, but his recent behaviour – having an affair with an air stewardess half his age, getting her pregnant, getting engaged to her whilst still married, allegedly neglecting his children etc – does not seem to indicate it. Could the man act in a more dislikeable and inappropriate manner?
Yes. Yes, he could.
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We’re not suggesting for a moment that Kelsey Grammer is a terrible human being. If we met him in real life we’re sure he’d be very agreeable, unlike the series of self-important imbeciles he has portrayed on-screen.
But the odds are becoming increasingly stacked against it.
Kayte Walsh is soon to become wife number four, which is not a great sign. Current wife Camille Donatacci was rumoured to have filed for divorce because Grammer is a truly dreadful father, as we reported back in August. And he used to have a mullet. And he was one of the only celebrities stupid enough to turn up for Dubya’s swearing in after that dodgy election. Read More >>>
Not so long ago, it was rumoured that Kelsey Grammer’s wife divorced him because he’s a terrible dad.
Well, he’ll show them. Kelsey Grammer wants to prove that he’s brilliant at being a father. And just to prove it, he’s got Kayte Walsh – his new young British girlfriend of about 38 seconds – pregnant. And, boy oh boy, Kelsey Grammer’s going to be there for that baby every second of the day come hell or high water. Unless, you know, he splits up with Kayte Walsh. Which is actually very likely when you look at it statistically.
It’ll be hard for Kelsey Grammer to cope with fatherhood at such an advanced age – there’ll be a screaming, bald, confused, incontinent creature in the house to deal with. But we’re sure the baby will get used to his dad eventually. What? We used that exact same joke about three days ago? Oh, screw off.
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This isn’t really a question on anybody’s lips, but just pretend that it is – why is Kelsey Grammer getting divorced?
His political views? The fact that he cut his glorious mullet off? The fact that he’s a terrible, terrible, awful father and he deserves to be locked in a cellar? No, it’s definitely not that last one. We know this because Kelsey Grammer has denied claims that his wife left him because he couldn’t be bothered to speak to his own children on Father’s Day.
In fact, Kelsey Grammer says that he did speak to his kids on Father’s Day, and that he loves both of them – Whatshername and The Fat One With The Nose or whatever they’re called – equally. Heartwarming.
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The only time Kelsey Grammer had previously been associated with a sense of impending doom was when people heard he was going to be an X-Man.
But that changed in Hawaii this weekend, when Frasier star Kelsey Grammer suffered a heart attack. Don’t panic, though – it was the just the normal kind of mild heart attack that you’d expect from someone with a history of cocaine and alcohol addiction, and Kelsey Grammer is currently recovering in an undisclosed hospital.
Reports that David Hyde Pierce has also had a mild heart attack that was more pernickity and gay-seeming, just to make Kelsey Grammer’s mild heart attack look more normal are rubbish. Seriously, we made them up just now.
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