Articles tagged with: Kelly Rutherford
Kelly Rutherford’s Divorce Gets Pleasantly Awful
There's nothing like a bitter celebrity divorce, which is good because this is nothing like a bitter celebrity divorce. Now don't get us wrong, this is certainly bitter. The problem is that it's the divorce of Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl, and if she was any less famous then she'd be, well, you. However, since Kelly Rutherford's divorce contains pregnancy, accusations of assault, laptop-throwing, violent temper tantrums and a child that appears to be unironically named after a brand of handbag, we're willing to let the non-fame pass. But only this once, you hear? We're not a bloody charity, Kelly.
There's nothing like a bitter celebrity divorce, which is good because this is nothing like a bitter celebrity divorce. Now don't get us wrong, this is certainly bitter. The problem is that it's the divorce of Kelly Rutherford from Gossip Girl, and if she was any less famous then she'd be, well, you. However, since Kelly Rutherford's divorce contains pregnancy, accusations of assault, laptop-throwing, violent temper tantrums and a child that appears to be unironically named after a brand of handbag, we're willing to let the non-fame pass. But only this once, you hear? We're not a bloody charity, Kelly.
Gossip: Gossip Girl Girl Kelly Rutherford Is Pregnant
Nothing makes us happier than when a woman from a TV show we never watch announces that she's got a bun in the oven. So congratulations to Kelly Rutherford, who we're told is a) a star of Gossip Girl and b) pregnant. We're not experts on Gossip Girl or pregnancy, but we hear one involves backache, uncontrollable mood swings, a slack bladder, nausea and rabid constipation. The other one is pregnancy. This will be Kelly Rutherford's second child, following the birth of her... really, are you still actually reading this? Are people genuinely interested in Kelly Rutherfords's pregnancy? Weirdos.
Nothing makes us happier than when a woman from a TV show we never watch announces that she's got a bun in the oven. So congratulations to Kelly Rutherford, who we're told is a) a star of Gossip Girl and b) pregnant. We're not experts on Gossip Girl or pregnancy, but we hear one involves backache, uncontrollable mood swings, a slack bladder, nausea and rabid constipation. The other one is pregnancy. This will be Kelly Rutherford's second child, following the birth of her... really, are you still actually reading this? Are people genuinely interested in Kelly Rutherfords's pregnancy? Weirdos.
