Kelly Clarkson Thinks All Children Can Eff Off OK, Kelly Clarkson didn't say all children can eff off - but if she had any of her own she'd utterly resent them. OK, she didn't say that either. But she probably would, because Kelly Clarkson has told a newspaper that she'd be a terrible mother. And, although she didn't specify it in so many words, we'd guess that she'd make a fairly rubbish dad as well. This is because Kelly Clarkson thinks her job is too selfish, and not because she wouldn't be able to get used to all the constant atonal shrieking. She's already desensitised to that, for some reason.