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Keeley Hazell Nude – The Hottest English Glamour Model (135 PICS)

Keeley Hazell is a British actress and glamor model who plays the recurring role of Violet in the E! television hit The Royals and has also graced the pages of FHM magazine.

Britain’s tabloid The Sun loves her. She’s been voted their “Best Page Three Girl” and one of their “Top Page Three Girls of All Time.” She won their online “Reality Babe Cup.” She’s on everybody’s “100 Sexiest Women” lists.

She auditioned a couple of times for the plum role of Anastasia in the movie Fifty Shades of Grey, eventually losing out on the starring role to Dakota Johnson.

Madeleine Stowe Nude – Gotta Love Her Sex Scenes! (98 PICS)

Madeleine Stowe is a beautiful veteran actress you will probably know best as Victoria Grayson, the bitch and a half billionaire she played with such deliciously diabolic fervor on the popular ABC TV Series Revenge.

Stowe has also established a glowing reputation with her fine film performances, having earned awards for her work in such well-received flicks as Short Cuts, 12 Monkeys and We Were Soldiers. She reached the peak of fame during the 90s alongside other raven haired actresses like Catherine Zeta Jones and Linda Fiorentino.

She also reminds us a little of British glamour model Kelly Brook, but she’s less obviously less thick.

Gorgeous Kelly Brook Nudes Leaked – See the Full Set Here! (29 PICS)

English glamour model Kelly Brook is a wonderful reminder of a femininity that has diminished over time. She has a wonderfully curvy figure with an ample bosom like ripe fruit on a forbidden tree. Tempting and lusciously divine. We exaggerate not.

Her modeling career started mostly with lad mags like Loaded and FHM which is where most of us had our first encounter with her. She also starred in critically acclaimed films like Piranha 3D which was a blast.

We don’t think you need any more introduction to this lovely English Rose but if you do, the video below might suffice:

Kelly Brook Without Makeup

Kelly Brook is an English model who made a name for herself as a TV presenter in the UK. Besides hosting a number of television programs, she has also been the spokesmodel for many international brands and products.?

She is generally known for her glamorous look and is drooled over by millions of men who read GQ, FHM, and any other men’s magazine in which she has been featured. So, what does bombshell Kelly Brook look like without any makeup on?

Kelly Brook Finally Reveals That She Is Reptilian

September 16th, 2011 By Matthew Laidlow

PETA, they're a pesky bunch aren't they? Whenever an opportunity arises, you know that one of their weak and feeble members will be around to call you nasty names. Such is their obsession with animal rights; they didn't see The Human Centipede as a gross-out horror film, but as a powerful documentary showing man continuing to push animal experimentation to the limit.

Here in the hecklerspray bedsit, we bloody love animals. As we sit in our leather chair, we pass the time by playing a jolly song on our ivory piano and flicking cigars into our monkey paw ashtray.

If PETA had it their way, they?d make animals the rulers of the world. Until this happens, we?ll have to put up with them whining for a bit longer. Normally we?d ignore them, but sometimes they hire people to spread their word. This time it's Kelly Brook who has revealed herself to be part-snake. CAN SHE UNHINGE HER JAW?!

Sorry Lads, Kelly Brook And Danny Thingy Are Back Together… We Think

December 24th, 2010 By Kris Silver

Kelly Brook, the only girl who comes anywhere near matching the sheer loveliness of Zooey Deschanel, is off the market again by the looks of it.

The buxom British babe, star of Piranha 3D and? probably something else none of us can quite think of right now, apart from that issue of Playboy she got her norks out for obviously.

Apparently the lovely Kelly has jetted off to the Maldives with her ex Danny Caprisun, a bloke what plays Rugby, that sport where big men give each other special hugs whilst wearing tight tops and shorts.

Kelly Brook To Put Clothes Back On When Kelly Brook READY To Put Clothes Back On

August 4th, 2010 By Paul Pencott

In what we can assume is an ongoing campaign to completely desensitise the world to the sight of her in a state of undress, Kelly ?Naked? Brook has once again got it all out, this time to flog some trainers to imbeciles who think that purchasing them will either make them ?look like her? or ?have sex with her?.

The ironic thing is that ? because they're largely insane ? not a single woman on earth will want to be identified with her, and most men have now seen Kelly ?Starkers? Brook in the nip so often that they're about as excited about it as they about seeing their own girlfriends in their pants brushing their teeth whilst breaking wind in the morning.

Kelly Brook, Airbrushing, Girl Guides and Putting Warnings On Things

August 4th, 2010 By Mof Gimmers

Apart from photographers who like piddling about with snaps almost constantly, we’ve yet to meet anyone who actually likes airbrushed photographs. Women don’t like them because it makes models not real (or ‘imaginary’) and blokes that read wipe-clean mags are too busy screwing their faces up during the vinegar strokes.

Anyway, the Girl Guides are petitioning the government to bring in new laws that would see stickers being put on airbrushed images and Kelly Brook backs it saying that clear warnings should appear.

This all comes on the back of the statistic that says half of 16 to 21-year-old girls would consider cosmetic surgery.

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August 6th, 2012 By Stuart Heritage

10 – Doctor Who goes to Glastonbury, dances like a twonk – Watch With Mothers

9 – If someone yawns when you talk to them, it means they fancy you. Needless to say, this makes us the sexiest group of people on the planet – Asylum

8 – Kristen Stewart in bizarre ‘smiling’ incident – AmyGrindhouse

7 – Bored of Rock Paper Scissors? Good, us too. That’s why, from now on, we’ll be playing Robot Pirate Ninja Zombie Monkey. Ninja beats pirate, by the way – Geekologie

Kelly Brook Now In Love With That Turd From Glee

June 25th, 2010 By Stuart Heritage

Kelly Brook doesn’t have a type, although potential love interests do have to meet her three-part criteria.

Part one: they must be famous. Part two: they must somehow be able to help further Kelly Brook’s career. Part three: it helps if people had previously assumed that they were gay. But so long as you pass those tests, Kelly Brook will embark on a long and passionate romance with you that will last either forever or until she thinks her career needs a bit of a boost.

So congratulations to Matthew Morrison, the famous star of Glee who everyone assumed was gay, for becoming romantically involved with Kelly Brook. May your relationship bring unending happiness, or at least land Kelly Brook a bit-part in a film that nobody will watch. One or the other.