Imagine what it’s like being a star of Twilight who isn’t Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart or Taylor Lautner.

It must be crap. The producers could replace you whenever they wanted, you’re constantly being overshadowed on the red carpet, and nobody has so much as urinated down themselves for you, let alone carved a rudimentary image of your face into their forearm with the remnants of a broken milk bottle. Yep, being a peripheral Twilight figure must be crap.

But at least it’s well paid. After some frosty contract negotiations, Ashley Greene and Kellan Lutz – who play two vaguely inessential characters in the Twilight franchise – have finally signed up to star in Breaking Dawn for a highly increased fee. So when you come to watch Breaking Dawn, be thankful that Greene and Lutz are in it instead of two other people who are just as equally forgettable but slightly less greedy.