Alexander the Great was forced to ever expand his empire because he kept running out of nations to fight and conquer.
Similarly, Lily Allen has had pointless, bitchy fights with the entire alphabet of celebrities and now she is forced to create a whole new generation of famous people to hurl abuse at from the safety of her MySpace page (and yes, before you start I do realise the irony inherent in that statement).
She’s knocked up, is what I’m trying to say. Congratulations, and so forth. Read More >>>
Ex-pop-singing-sensation Lily Allen’s father (or – as he was once known – ‘Keith Allen’) has told one ‘n’ all he’s of the fancy that our Lady Diana, Princess of Wales, did not die because of some arbitrary misfortune, but that she was in fact dealt the somewhat more illegal misfortune of murder.
Just what is the man thinking? How does he grow such testicles?
According to The Royalist, ex-pop-singing-sensation Lily Allen’s father (let us call him EPSSLAF) has gone on record to say:
"To this day I absolutely believe that it wasn’t an accident. I just know."
And if he doesn’t believe it was an accident, it remains only that he believes it was murder. He doesn’t appear to have elaborated on what ground he has to stand on as of yet, merely that he ‘just knows’.
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Alexander the Great was forced to ever expand his empire because he kept running out of nations to fight and conquer.
