Grown Up Gossip & Internet Villainy
Though she has starred in summer blockbusters, like “Pirates of the Carribean” and highly regarded period dramas, Keira Knightly is mostly known for her high cheekbones; well-defined, yet delicate nose; and her overall stunning effect on the male populace.
Whether she is donning long, lustrous locks, or her once signature cropped, wispy cut she is generally considered a great beauty of our time.
Have you heard about the live action version of Akira that’s going to hit the cinema screens? Isn’t that the most wonderful news you’ve ever heard? It’s not like the original was perfect or anything stupid like that.
There’s even better news! Supreme dullard Kristen Stewart has been offered a role in the Akira adaptation too! Ain’t that grand?
Yes. We live in a world where someone who has played a major part in the Twilight movies and they still get job offers, despite the fact they are so crashingly tedious that air stagnates around their head every time they slowly bat a dry eyelid. However, all is not lost. We have just the role for Kristen, should she land the Akira gig.
