Kim Kardashian knows what she likes in a man – strength, athleticism, access to a videocamera and an internet connection.
But it’s back to square one. Sadly Kim Kardashian and her boyfriend Reggie Bush have announced their split after two years. It’s sad news, and we don’t want to think about how much sadder it’d be if we cared a jot about either of them.
So now Kim Kardashian has to go through the whole dating process all over again – selection, seduction, emotional bonding, recording and releasing an explicit sex tape onto the internet, that sort of thing. The poor girl.

