Articles tagged with: Keanu Reeves
Who Wants To Hear Some Bad Accents? OK, So That’s Everyone…
As we all know, it's rude to insult the dead. They're dead. They can't hear what you're saying, and they can't be rude back. Plus, it's probably quite disrespectful, because, you know, they're dead. Come on. What kind of person are you? Anyway, the point is that we're not going to say anything rude about Heath Ledger's English accent in The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, because he's dead, and it would be a cheap shot. Instead, we're going to list some other attempted accents, that may or may not be worse than Heath's, whilst kind of hinting that perhaps they were better. What we're not going to do is come out and say that his accent was totally rubbish. We're not that cruel. We would never say that. Ever. The man's dead. Here are some other appalling stabs at sounding English...
As we all know, it's rude to insult the dead. They're dead. They can't hear what you're saying, and they can't be rude back. Plus, it's probably quite disrespectful, because, you know, they're dead. Come on. What kind of person are you? Anyway, the point is that we're not going to say anything rude about Heath Ledger's English accent in The Imaginarium of Dr Parnassus, because he's dead, and it would be a cheap shot. Instead, we're going to list some other attempted accents, that may or may not be worse than Heath's, whilst kind of hinting that perhaps they were better. What we're not going to do is come out and say that his accent was totally rubbish. We're not that cruel. We would never say that. Ever. The man's dead. Here are some other appalling stabs at sounding English...
Some Lady: Keanu Reeves Fathered My Kids And Won’t Add Me To His Bank Account
Some might think the hardest part about being Keanu Reeves is hair management. Those who think this are right. Others think the hardest part about being him is that he's so fertile he can't help but impregnate everything he touches - including houses, plants and that sticky brown stuff in the bottom of your fridge. With that in mind it becomes slightly easier to believe a woman who claims Keanu fathered all four of her children from deep inside a late night TV showing of the original Speed movie. That's not an exact quote, mind you, but it's in the ballpark.
Some might think the hardest part about being Keanu Reeves is hair management. Those who think this are right. Others think the hardest part about being him is that he's so fertile he can't help but impregnate everything he touches - including houses, plants and that sticky brown stuff in the bottom of your fridge. With that in mind it becomes slightly easier to believe a woman who claims Keanu fathered all four of her children from deep inside a late night TV showing of the original Speed movie. That's not an exact quote, mind you, but it's in the ballpark.
WEBTHUMP! Friday 19 December 2008
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Movie Review: The Day The Earth Stood Still
It says something about a movie when you come out of the cinema and realise Keanu Reeves was the best thing in it. Making Keanu play a cold, emotionless, stagnant alien iin The Day The Earth Stood Still is almost typecasting but the role perfectly suits eanu’s unique brand of timbre. However, unfortunately, the film around him is a mess.
It says something about a movie when you come out of the cinema and realise Keanu Reeves was the best thing in it. Making Keanu play a cold, emotionless, stagnant alien iin The Day The Earth Stood Still is almost typecasting but the role perfectly suits eanu’s unique brand of timbre. However, unfortunately, the film around him is a mess.
Keanu Reeves Didn’t Run Over No Stinking Paparazzi
Like many people, we've often dreamt of jiggling around flashing lights into Keanu Reeves' face as he attempts to drive a car. But we've been too scared to do that, because of that paparazzo who claimed that Keanu Reeves mercilessly mowed him down while he was doing that exact same thing. But our days of worry are far behind us, readers - Keanu Reeves has been cleared of liability over the accident. You know what that means? It means that Keanu Reeves didn't run over photographer Alison Silva last year, yes, but mainly it means that we're all allowed to be as infuriatingly intrusive towards Keanu Reeves while he's in his car as we like, and he almost certainly won't drive into us as fast as he can, shattering our pelvis into a million pieces. Almost certainly. Result!
Like many people, we've often dreamt of jiggling around flashing lights into Keanu Reeves' face as he attempts to drive a car. But we've been too scared to do that, because of that paparazzo who claimed that Keanu Reeves mercilessly mowed him down while he was doing that exact same thing. But our days of worry are far behind us, readers - Keanu Reeves has been cleared of liability over the accident. You know what that means? It means that Keanu Reeves didn't run over photographer Alison Silva last year, yes, but mainly it means that we're all allowed to be as infuriatingly intrusive towards Keanu Reeves while he's in his car as we like, and he almost certainly won't drive into us as fast as he can, shattering our pelvis into a million pieces. Almost certainly. Result!
Keanu Reeves Didn’t Run Over A Paparazzo, Says Keanu Reeves
You rarely see paparazzi pictures of Keanu Reeves, and that's because the paparazzi are terrified of Keanu Reeves squishing them into liquid with his car. Or it's because Keanu Reeves is quite private and stuff. One or the other. But photographer Alison Silva probably thinks it's the first one, because he's suing Keanu Reeves for allegedly hitting him with his car last year, causing career-threatening injuries to his wrist which, coupled with the fact that he's got a girl's name, must have really ticked him off. But yesterday Keanu Reeves showed up in court to spread some of the trademark Keanu Reeves moviestar razzle dazzle around and convince everyone otherwise. Sadly, the Keanu Reeves version of razzle dazzle involves standing around looking blank-faced and a bit confused and occasionally saying "woah." We aren't anticipating a good outcome for him.
You rarely see paparazzi pictures of Keanu Reeves, and that's because the paparazzi are terrified of Keanu Reeves squishing them into liquid with his car. Or it's because Keanu Reeves is quite private and stuff. One or the other. But photographer Alison Silva probably thinks it's the first one, because he's suing Keanu Reeves for allegedly hitting him with his car last year, causing career-threatening injuries to his wrist which, coupled with the fact that he's got a girl's name, must have really ticked him off. But yesterday Keanu Reeves showed up in court to spread some of the trademark Keanu Reeves moviestar razzle dazzle around and convince everyone otherwise. Sadly, the Keanu Reeves version of razzle dazzle involves standing around looking blank-faced and a bit confused and occasionally saying "woah." We aren't anticipating a good outcome for him.
