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Taylor Swift’s New Song/Video Prove She’s Just as Crappy as People Said She Was.

August 29th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

First of all, I know this is my fourth Taylor Swift blog in a row and I promise you that later I will write about Kim Kardashian’s atrocious spray-tan in Interview magazine, but right now I have some final grievances to air and it has to be done.

For years, many people–including myself–have been suggesting that Taylor Swift is secretly a manipulative mean girl who loves to play the victim and attack anyone who wrongs her by trying to ruin their reputation via song. With her new song, video, and impending album, Taylor has proven that–SHOCKER–we were all right about her skinny white ass (not body shaming, I also have a skinny white ass, so shut up!).

Taylor Swift Dropped Her Stupid New Video and It’s Full of Stuff

August 28th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, Taylor Swift’s highly anticipated shit show of a music video for “Look What You Made Me Do” premiered at the boring af MTV VMAs last night, and some people are calling it genius because of all of it’s “hidden” messages. And by “hidden” I mean blatant and obvious as Kylie Jenner’s plastic surgery.

Taylor Swift’s new video takes jabs at more people and things than the song itself, but makes no effort to be even remotely subtle. It’s basically the music video a spite filled 14-year-old girl would make as a creative project for a junior high art class…and that basically makes all of the sense.

Taylor Swift’s New Music is Here, and I’ve Got A LOT of Opinions

August 25th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Taylor, Taylor, Taylor. You know, you really had me for a second last week with those zingers at your ass-grabbing trial. I really liked you for about 30 seconds, but, as I predicted in that very blog, I knew it wouldn’t last.

Well, last night Taylor Swift dropped her new single “Look What You Made Me Do” and, to the shock of no one, it made me want to backhand her for so much fucking reasons. Let’s begin, shall we?

Taylor’s mess of a new song features such profound lyrics as:

Katy Perry Loves Taylor Swift Now (Mmhmmm…)

June 13th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Another day, another blog about two bitches I don’t care for at all, yet their ongoing, lame-ass, junior high level feud is somewhat intriguing. Yep, I’m talking about Katy Perry and Taylor Swift.

Both have released diss tracks about the other, and this petty mess recently came to a head when Katy started publically talking about the feud, so Taylor dumped all her music back on Spotify the same day Katy’s new album dropped. I told you this shit was junior high.

The Katy Perry and Taylor Swift Feud is Still a Thing

May 23rd, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

And now for something lighter in celebrity news: the Katy Perry and Taylor Swift feud is still 100% on, which is the equivalent of your wannabe eccentric, newly woke aunt arguing with your spoiled, intense millennial sister over Sunday dinner. It’s just weird and sad, you know?

A few years back, Taylor Swift released the horrible song “Bad Blood” that not even Kendrick Lamar could make listenable. The song was allegedly a jab at Katy, so being the spoiled popular girl she is, Taylor filled the completely stupid and nonsensical video with all her hot celeb friends, as a sort of “Nah nah nah nah nah” to Katy. Literally too fucking stupid and junior high to handle.

5 Celebrity Stories I Wish I Was Writing

May 16th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

You guys have probably noticed that I haven’t been blogging as much this past month (or maybe you haven’t, who knows?). Part of this is because I was on a sweet Disney vacation with my family for almost two weeks, the other part is that celebrity gossip has gotten boring af.

Back in my day (2003-2009?), everyone was partying too hard, having meltdowns, addicted to drugs and alcohol, dropping sex tapes, picking up eating disorders, having affairs, banging each others exes, and I’m legit just referring to Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan.

10 Celebrity Feminists that SHOCKINGLY Have Breasts!!!

March 7th, 2017 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

So, the super educated, talented, intelligent, beautiful actress, Emma Watson, recently posed for Vanity Fair magazine to pimp out her new beastiality meets Stockholm syndrome flick, Beauty and the Beast.

Inside the magazine, Emma poses for some pics showing some side and underboob and for some reason people are losing their damn minds and coming at her for posing topless while claiming to be feminist. Jesus take the wheel here with me today…

Best Celebrity Halloween Costumes 2016

November 5th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

Well, my favourite day of the whole year, Halloween, has come and gone, which means I am officially prepared to go into full blown holly jolly Buddy the Christmas elf Christmas mode. Seriously, I watched Christmas with the Kranks yesterday. I like to watch that movie early because it’s not like a top 10 Christmas movie so I don’t need to save it until December, but I still really enjoy it, but anyway.

However, before I go all holiday cheer on your asses, I’d like to look back at this Halloween to examine some of the best celeb costumes. I’m always so jealous of celebrity Halloween costumes because they have so much fucking money that their costumes can RULE. Here are some that ruled HARD.

Calvin Harris Parties with Kim Kardashian

July 25th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

For weeks now, the hashtag TaylorSwiftisOverParty has been trending, and apparently this weekend the party finally happened! Well, ok, technically it was Jennifer Lopez’s 47th birthday party (how is she 47??? She is physically flawless!!), but it was still a chance for two of the biggest Taylor haters on the internet, Kim Kardashian and Calvin Harris, to get together to laugh about the downfall of T. Swizzle.

French Montana posted the above picture to Instagram yesterday and, of course, the internet lost its mind. This pic came less than 24 hours after both Kim and Calvin individually Snapchatted themselves rapping Kanye songs and exactly a week after Kim ended Taylor via Snapchat, making the pic seem a littttttle intentional.

Taylor Swift is at it Again! (AKA Being a Bitch)

July 13th, 2016 By Krysta Fitzpatrick

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Is it just me, or are Taylor Swift’s true Regina George colours finally starting to shine through? For years, many people have alluded to the fact that Tay Tay is actually a mega bitch who is just really good at manipulating the media and making people think she’s the picture of sweetness and innocence and everyone else is just a bunch of big bullies.

However, over the past few months, as I’ve written about in other blogs, it’s starting to seem like the Taylor Swift ruse is starting to come crumbling down, revealing the nasty little number underneath.