Articles tagged with: katy perry
Katy Perry Prayed To The God Of Chichis For Big Boobs
Katy Perry is blessed with many talents. She has a talent for dressing like a fruit without being hauled away by men in white coats. She has a talent for living in the 1950s. Most importantly, she has a talent for using her impressive breasts to distract people from her questionable musical talent. Breasts are the second best thing in the world for distracting people. The first thing being erect nipples on said breasts. Impressive body parts are worth their weight in gold in the world of pop. Think about it, what would you rather have in a world full of illegal downloads and short attention spans - Katy's rack or a pitch-perfect voice?
Katy Perry is blessed with many talents. She has a talent for dressing like a fruit without being hauled away by men in white coats. She has a talent for living in the 1950s. Most importantly, she has a talent for using her impressive breasts to distract people from her questionable musical talent. Breasts are the second best thing in the world for distracting people. The first thing being erect nipples on said breasts. Impressive body parts are worth their weight in gold in the world of pop. Think about it, what would you rather have in a world full of illegal downloads and short attention spans - Katy's rack or a pitch-perfect voice?
Katy Perry Got Paris Hilton’s Leftovers For Valentine’s Day?
A guest blog by Amy Grindhouse... Katy Perry has been seen out with the former love-interest of Paris Hilton, bad boy rocker Benji Madden. The I Kissed A Girl singer broke up with Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes back in December and seems to have put her faux lesbianism on hold long enough to catch the eye of a new man. The pair set tongues wagging after they were seen together at an event on Valentine’s Day, seemingly putting past troubled relationships behind them.
A guest blog by Amy Grindhouse... Katy Perry has been seen out with the former love-interest of Paris Hilton, bad boy rocker Benji Madden. The I Kissed A Girl singer broke up with Travis McCoy of Gym Class Heroes back in December and seems to have put her faux lesbianism on hold long enough to catch the eye of a new man. The pair set tongues wagging after they were seen together at an event on Valentine’s Day, seemingly putting past troubled relationships behind them.
Katy Perry No Longer Kissing That One Specific Boy
Although we suspect that fans of Katy Perry and Gym Class Heroes are already great at coping with disappointment, they probably should brace themselves anyway. You see Katy Perry and her Gym Class Hero boyfriend Travis McCoy have apparently split up, just weeks after they apparently got engaged. It's all very sad and, as yet, nobody knows who'll take custody of their one good song. The split seems to have hit Travis McCoy particularly hard, as his recent angry blog entries have proved. Honestly, what sort of pathetic loser sits around all day filling the internet with vicious hatred? Oh.
Although we suspect that fans of Katy Perry and Gym Class Heroes are already great at coping with disappointment, they probably should brace themselves anyway. You see Katy Perry and her Gym Class Hero boyfriend Travis McCoy have apparently split up, just weeks after they apparently got engaged. It's all very sad and, as yet, nobody knows who'll take custody of their one good song. The split seems to have hit Travis McCoy particularly hard, as his recent angry blog entries have proved. Honestly, what sort of pathetic loser sits around all day filling the internet with vicious hatred? Oh.
Sorry Girls, Katy Perry Is Engaged
Credit where credit's due - for a one-hit wonder, Katy Perry's awfully good at staying in the news, isn't she? This time, Katy Perry has managed to sneak back into the headlines for possibly getting engaged to her boyfriend Travis McCoy. Possibly, you understand - nobody knows for sure, making them the Jay-Z and Beyonce that nobody gives a stuff about. Strangely, this engagement coincides with that Katy Perry pop video that's all about her wedding, showing the extent that Katy Perry pop videos can foretell the future. So fingers crossed that her next video involves her retiring from music while she's still got some dignity left.
Credit where credit's due - for a one-hit wonder, Katy Perry's awfully good at staying in the news, isn't she? This time, Katy Perry has managed to sneak back into the headlines for possibly getting engaged to her boyfriend Travis McCoy. Possibly, you understand - nobody knows for sure, making them the Jay-Z and Beyonce that nobody gives a stuff about. Strangely, this engagement coincides with that Katy Perry pop video that's all about her wedding, showing the extent that Katy Perry pop videos can foretell the future. So fingers crossed that her next video involves her retiring from music while she's still got some dignity left.
Scarlett Johansson Didn’t Kiss Katy Perry, Or Especially Like It
It doesn't matter if you're a man or a creepy old director who has it off with his adopted stepkids - Scarlett Johansson is hot. Scarlett Johansson is so hot that her hotness isn't just felt by men any more - even women want to kiss her. OK, one woman. One very slightly mannish-looking woman. Alright, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson. Happy now? In fact, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson so much that she apparently wrote her solitary hit I Kissed A Girl about the time that she didn't kiss - or meet - Scarlett Johansson. When informed of this recently, Scarlett Johansson responded with muted gratitude - which is considerably more enthusiastic than her reaction to the song we wrote about her, entitled I'm Standing Over You In Your Sleep Holding A Knife And Masturbating (And Crying).
It doesn't matter if you're a man or a creepy old director who has it off with his adopted stepkids - Scarlett Johansson is hot. Scarlett Johansson is so hot that her hotness isn't just felt by men any more - even women want to kiss her. OK, one woman. One very slightly mannish-looking woman. Alright, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson. Happy now? In fact, Katy Perry wants to kiss Scarlett Johansson so much that she apparently wrote her solitary hit I Kissed A Girl about the time that she didn't kiss - or meet - Scarlett Johansson. When informed of this recently, Scarlett Johansson responded with muted gratitude - which is considerably more enthusiastic than her reaction to the song we wrote about her, entitled I'm Standing Over You In Your Sleep Holding A Knife And Masturbating (And Crying).
Paul McCartney Wins MTV Award For Being Really Old
MTV EMAs - if ever there was a show like the MTV VMAs but worse because it's held somewhere cold and drizzly, it's you. The MTV Europe Music Awards took place last night in Liverpool, and it was the perfect opportunity for the city to show off that famous sense of humour it's always blathering on about. How did it do this? By naming Rick Astley as the Best Act Ever? No - it did it by giving 30 Seconds To Mars multiple awards even though they're the worst band in the history of recorded music. Oh, you crazy Liverpudlians with your funny pranks. Also Paul McCartney got given something called an Ultimate Legend award at the MTV EMAs, which isn't surprising because he's hands-down the thing that Liverpool is most famous for. Well, the most tangible one, anyway - it's not like you can give an award to a chippy sense of wounded resentment, is it?
MTV EMAs - if ever there was a show like the MTV VMAs but worse because it's held somewhere cold and drizzly, it's you. The MTV Europe Music Awards took place last night in Liverpool, and it was the perfect opportunity for the city to show off that famous sense of humour it's always blathering on about. How did it do this? By naming Rick Astley as the Best Act Ever? No - it did it by giving 30 Seconds To Mars multiple awards even though they're the worst band in the history of recorded music. Oh, you crazy Liverpudlians with your funny pranks. Also Paul McCartney got given something called an Ultimate Legend award at the MTV EMAs, which isn't surprising because he's hands-down the thing that Liverpool is most famous for. Well, the most tangible one, anyway - it's not like you can give an award to a chippy sense of wounded resentment, is it?
Katy Perry: Yeah, About That Whole Knife Thing…
Whether it's by singing about kissing girls or by slightly looking a bit like a man, Katy Perry has never shied away from controversy. And because of this affinity for controversy, Katy Perry is currently getting the hiding of her life. A couple of days ago The Sun published a photo of Katy Perry posing with a knife accompanied by a headline similar to but not exactly 'BURN THE WITCH FOR SHE KNOWES MAGICK!' and now all hell has broken loose. So, with the sound of tabloid disapproval ringing in her ears, Katy Perry has released a statement saying that she is 'against all violence'. Problem solved. Now The Sun can get back to the real threat to the nation's youth - all those pictures of Katy Perry wearing 1940s swimsuits. Seriously, if we start seeing girls dressed as WWII cheesecake models in the street, we're going to form a mob and burn Katy's house down.
Whether it's by singing about kissing girls or by slightly looking a bit like a man, Katy Perry has never shied away from controversy. And because of this affinity for controversy, Katy Perry is currently getting the hiding of her life. A couple of days ago The Sun published a photo of Katy Perry posing with a knife accompanied by a headline similar to but not exactly 'BURN THE WITCH FOR SHE KNOWES MAGICK!' and now all hell has broken loose. So, with the sound of tabloid disapproval ringing in her ears, Katy Perry has released a statement saying that she is 'against all violence'. Problem solved. Now The Sun can get back to the real threat to the nation's youth - all those pictures of Katy Perry wearing 1940s swimsuits. Seriously, if we start seeing girls dressed as WWII cheesecake models in the street, we're going to form a mob and burn Katy's house down.
Miley Cyrus to Host Massive Party: hecklerspray Trying to Get Guestlisted
You'd think we'd be bored of Miley Cyrus coverage by now. Well, we are. But that doesn't stop us from doing it - especially not when she's selling tickets to her super-mega-ultra sweet 16. Yes, she of Hannah Montana fame and the one that likes to get all (almost) nude for the sake of every man, woman and child in the world is making her party public. Public in Disneyland, which is 85 acres in size, but public nonetheless. All we need to do is save up $250 then hecklerspray can join in the fun - you can bring beer into Disneyland, right? We'll settle for gin, mind. October 5 here we come!
You'd think we'd be bored of Miley Cyrus coverage by now. Well, we are. But that doesn't stop us from doing it - especially not when she's selling tickets to her super-mega-ultra sweet 16. Yes, she of Hannah Montana fame and the one that likes to get all (almost) nude for the sake of every man, woman and child in the world is making her party public. Public in Disneyland, which is 85 acres in size, but public nonetheless. All we need to do is save up $250 then hecklerspray can join in the fun - you can bring beer into Disneyland, right? We'll settle for gin, mind. October 5 here we come!
