First of all, I know this is my fourth Taylor Swift blog in a row and I promise you that later I will write about Kim Kardashian’s atrocious spray-tan in Interview magazine, but right now I have some final grievances to air and it has to be done.
For years, many people–including myself–have been suggesting that Taylor Swift is secretly a manipulative mean girl who loves to play the victim and attack anyone who wrongs her by trying to ruin their reputation via song. With her new song, video, and impending album, Taylor has proven that–SHOCKER–we were all right about her skinny white ass (not body shaming, I also have a skinny white ass, so shut up!).