Immensely tepid Katie Melua has postponed her tour. Why? Becuase she needed to ‘cool off a bit’. Now, considering that Melua is about as searingly hot as a week old cup of tea, if she cooled down any further, the world would be in serious danger of another ice age.
But alas, Katie has admitted to having ”a bit of a breakdown” after her last turgid album was released. It was suspected that this was brought on by her realising that she possessed one of the blandest talents in human history.
So bland is Melua’s talent that she’s creatively eclipsed by the man who first put those plastic things on the end of shoelaces, or the guy who is paid to type all the names in on football computer games.
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Separating the sweet, juicy flesh from the stone and skin of upcoming major label releases.
We think that we’ve picked out a nicely diverse collection of albums this week. We’re not overly fond of all of them, but, hey: we call things as we hear them and then allow you to decide (except for the new one from Communist hippies Arcade Fire, because you simply must like that. Oh yes: YOU MUST).
That aside, we have songs from Radio 2 emoto-princess Katie Melua, and some wonderfully jaunty Irish nonsense from Gaelic Storm.
Welcome please, come and see, enjoy our wares.
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The 2007 Christmas number one is just days away from being revealed, and if the anticipation was any higher then it'd probably blow up and kill the bloody lot of us.
Oh, who are we kidding? The Christmas number one is going to be flipping Leon Jackson from X Factor and his special song about believing in fairies or whatever, and that's pretty much guaranteed already. But who'll be the Christmas number one not including that travesty? Now you're interested, huh? Huh? Oh, please yourselves.
Here are the Christmas number one betting odds for Malcolm Middleton, Leona Lewis and Katie Melua & Eva Cassidy, with help from Paddy Power…
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