Good news Suri Cruise – before too long, you’ll stop being the smallest member of the Cruise family.
That’s because soon you’ll be four, and you’ll tower above your dad. More relevantly, though, it’s also because Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are doing all they can to have another child next year. Presumably that involves having sex with each other and not simply exchanging vials of bodily fluid after a series of protracted financial negotiations between their lawyers, but you never know, do you?
Anyway, let’s hope this baby doesn’t disrupt Katie Holmes’s unbroken run of hit movies like, oh, um… oh, we’re not really fooling anyone here, are we?
