Articles tagged with: Katherine Jackson
Michael Jackson: Joe Jackson Sadly Refuses To Violently Raise Kids
If one positive has come from Michael Jackson's death, it's probably the fact that it's made Joe Jackson famous again. Because, unequivocally, that man is a hero. Joe Jackson proved that, armed with little more than steely focus and a refreshing openness to emotional and physical torment, any normal child can transform into a quivering, tragic, drug-addicted megastar. And after Katherine Jackson was awarded custody of Michael Jackson's children, everyone secretly hoped that Joe Jackson would work his magic on them, too. But it's not to be. Joe Jackson has promised to only intermittently visit and/or terrify the children. Spoilsport.
If one positive has come from Michael Jackson's death, it's probably the fact that it's made Joe Jackson famous again. Because, unequivocally, that man is a hero. Joe Jackson proved that, armed with little more than steely focus and a refreshing openness to emotional and physical torment, any normal child can transform into a quivering, tragic, drug-addicted megastar. And after Katherine Jackson was awarded custody of Michael Jackson's children, everyone secretly hoped that Joe Jackson would work his magic on them, too. But it's not to be. Joe Jackson has promised to only intermittently visit and/or terrify the children. Spoilsport.
Michael Jackson: The Doggone Girl (And Boys) Are Katherine Jackson’s
So far the death of Michael Jackson has given a lot to his fans - but what if you're a fan of giant anticlimaxes? Don't worry - Michael Jackson has you covered, too. Because the custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids, which looked certain to be a scrap between Katherine Jackson, Debbie Rowe, the children's biological parents and Diana Flipping Ross, is over. From now on, those kids belong to Katherine Jackson. The children must be thrilled - because nobody's more like Michael Jackson than Katherine Jackson. Apart from a half-melted waxwork figurine of a Munch painting, obviously, but that'd just be impractical.
So far the death of Michael Jackson has given a lot to his fans - but what if you're a fan of giant anticlimaxes? Don't worry - Michael Jackson has you covered, too. Because the custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids, which looked certain to be a scrap between Katherine Jackson, Debbie Rowe, the children's biological parents and Diana Flipping Ross, is over. From now on, those kids belong to Katherine Jackson. The children must be thrilled - because nobody's more like Michael Jackson than Katherine Jackson. Apart from a half-melted waxwork figurine of a Munch painting, obviously, but that'd just be impractical.
Michael Jackson’s Family Get Stuck Into His Will
They say that losing a child is the worst thing that can happen to a parent, but that's clearly rubbish. Look at Michael Jackson's parents. They're living proof that the worst thing that can happen to a parent is losing a millionaire child who wrote you out of his will because you used to mercilessly beat him all the time. But Katherine and Joe Jackson aren't going to let a little thing like the dying wishes of their beloved son stop them from getting rich, so they're contesting Michael Jackson's will. They waited for 27 days, for anyone running office sweepstakes.
They say that losing a child is the worst thing that can happen to a parent, but that's clearly rubbish. Look at Michael Jackson's parents. They're living proof that the worst thing that can happen to a parent is losing a millionaire child who wrote you out of his will because you used to mercilessly beat him all the time. But Katherine and Joe Jackson aren't going to let a little thing like the dying wishes of their beloved son stop them from getting rich, so they're contesting Michael Jackson's will. They waited for 27 days, for anyone running office sweepstakes.
Michael Jackson: The Gloomy, Neverending Custody Battle Starts Here
When Michael Jackson died, it was generally feared that he'd leave an Anna Nicole Smith-style mess in his wake. Luckily that hasn't happened. Michael Jackson lived his life free of Anna Nicole-style controversy, there's been no Anna Nicole-style mystery behind Michael Jackson's death and there won't be an Anna Nicole-style custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids because they're definitely his. We're sure you'll agree that's a giant relief. Wait a minute, Michael Jackson's life was controversial, his death is a mystery and there's likely to be the custody fight of the century over his children? Oh thank God for that.
When Michael Jackson died, it was generally feared that he'd leave an Anna Nicole Smith-style mess in his wake. Luckily that hasn't happened. Michael Jackson lived his life free of Anna Nicole-style controversy, there's been no Anna Nicole-style mystery behind Michael Jackson's death and there won't be an Anna Nicole-style custody battle over Michael Jackson's kids because they're definitely his. We're sure you'll agree that's a giant relief. Wait a minute, Michael Jackson's life was controversial, his death is a mystery and there's likely to be the custody fight of the century over his children? Oh thank God for that.
