What a blunder, Kate. You opened your mouth and now the whole world has idiot flu.
We at Hecklerspray, however, can feed our families because you discreetly told a girlie mag that you’re working class. Somehow we can’t see you binge-drinking down the local with a pack of slags or putting mayo on our chips.
You could a buy a couple of chippies for £12 million though, maybe open your own colliery and get Sam Mendes to film your family while they break their backs for minimum wage. Next time you want make a statement, don’t tell Marie Claire – use propaganda. That’s what clever people do.
