Oh, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes, why now? Why did you decide to bring an end to your seven-year marriage now?
Why not three years ago? If Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes has split up three years ago, they would have never made Revolutionary Road together. And we would have never had to spend two hours of our lives watching a slightly repugnant melodrama about the world’s most grisly abortion. Damn you both for not realising that you hated each other sooner, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes!
But anyway, Kate Winslet and Sam Mendes have separated. And that means that Sam Mendes will never again get to see Kate Winslet naked. Unless, you know, he owns any of her films on DVD.
